But he only speaks when spoken to.
And he is a grand total of eight inches in length.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:22,
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come on now.
You've beaten your penis to twice its length with a rolling pin and in your pain delirium, mistaken it for a talking whale.
You have, haven't you?
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:30,
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