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# fuck that analogue shit.
get me a helicopter or an elevatotr.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:06, archived)
# Stenna Stair Lift my friend.
Travel in the manner of Dame Thora Hird, all the way to the top of the stairs, and who knows, ultimately to Heaven Itself, or perhaps the stars. But definitely the top of the stairs.

Edit: or the bottom, depending on where you started.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:10, archived)
# when i get to the bottom, i go back to the top of the stairs...
...and i catch coffee heiresses unaware
and i stab them again and agaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain!
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:13, archived)
# YEAH-YEAH YAY-YEAH!!!
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:44, archived)
# i'm coming down fast but i'm miles above you.
helter stupid.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:54, archived)