you can judge a man by the way he shakes hands
i heard this when i was a youngster, and so launched upon a course of practical handshake improvement
i'm still a social midget, but by crikey i have a good handshake now
(
spacefish bong!,
Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:23,
archived)
a firm hand shake is the best way to lie about your reputation
i can't remember who said that but its a good quote
(
gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking,
Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:24,
archived)
a strong grip, a little distraction, a gentle twist, and *hup*
your other hand is in their pants
(
spacefish bong!,
Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:26,
archived)