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# OOH, GHOSTIE.
I HAVE BEEN MEANING TO ASK ABOUT BOARDING ARRANGEMENTS.

I MAY BE SWINGING BY THE BASH, AS I'M FEELING COOL. :)
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)
# whatever esle he says, you'll need to bring a printer
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)
# So we can make printer babies.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:27, archived)
# Fucking COME.
Seriously.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:27, archived)
# You know, I think I just did.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:27, archived)
# PARTIALPISS!
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)
# WHITE WEEWEE
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)
# + in my mouth.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)
# Not mine.
Yours.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)
# all my dreams are coming true.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)
# You catch.
I shout SAAAAAHHHHHWING BADDABADDABADDA and crouch behind you expectantly.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)
# You go west.
You find yourself in open woodland.
You are eaten by a grue.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Not the strangest chat up line I've ever heard...
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:39, archived)
# Oh hai sexy la-OH MY CUNTING HELL, YOU'RE NOT A LADY.
HOW IS THAT ONE? :3
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:43, archived)
# I am not a shark, you mean young man.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:45, archived)
# :(
I don't know how interested in you I can be now I have heard this revalation..
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)
# Works for me
every time. I'm a sucker for text adventure seduction.

W
You are in a bar
BUY DRINK
You cannot buy a drink, your breath smells of farts.
EAT CRISPS
No you stupid fuck, crisps are not for you, fartmouth! Fartmouth! You are dead, you scored 3/200. Try again Y/N

*comes*
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
I'm properly laughing at that.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:47, archived)
# Yeah no probs, I'll add you to the list.
EDIT: You may want to add yourslef to the list. Not for organisational purposes, it just makes me look popular:P
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:27, archived)
# WAHOO.
*sets moneys aside*

I'm not sure how much moneys I have saved, but they should be enough for a ridiculously cheap bus to and from London, hotel costlings, and a few beerses :)
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)
# I'll buy you a beer.
I promise you this right now.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)
# I too will buy the creator of balloonkitties a pint.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)
# I LOVE YOU BOTH EQUALLY :)
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:44, archived)
# megabus is worth looking at.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)
# I love that there is a company called Megabus.
it's just so beautifully simple... we have buses, we are awesome. Fuck the lot of you.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Hahahaha excellent.
Why aren't you in advertising?!
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)
# I was thinking about them :)
I'll be there with bells on!
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:51, archived)
# If I can't confirm that I'm coming for quite a while,
would I still be likely to be able to get a room?
Or would I have to drink myself into a stupor and find a convenient alleyway?
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)
# I'm sure we can work something out.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Oh dear, it's like being back at bible camp.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)
# or that time when I had really nasty constipation
*badum psh*
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Except the crosses are the other way up:)
nighty 'ningles all. Bed and Family Guy awaits.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)
# You spelt gay wrong
LOLOLRnvcjvckancsnvrnewvjkdasli
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:40, archived)