i had sausages for my tea
weirdly they couldn't fly
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i hunted and killed them myself
as they were flightless sausages it made the whole thing a lot easier for me. not very sporting but i've always mistrusted sportsmen.
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Did you ask them nicely?
Flying sausages can be petty cunts at times.
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