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# preparing, dear Fae
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Oh I seeeeeee
I thought she meant preparing for the test, as in the morning of. Checking you've got your pens and certain formulae written on your inside elbows.

Although my teacher was told off (apparently) for telling us the best way ever to remember the SOHCAHTOA rule: Sex On Hard Concrete Always Hurts The Old Arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)
# certainly worked though.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)
# EXACTLY.
It's the only thing I can really remember.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# my biceps hurt
what are you going to do about it?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# *brushes down*
*rubs with linament*
*attaches nosebag*
*pats rump*


better?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)
# I've never been this aroused!
Surely I'll just have to use my biceps now :(
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)
# here, let me
*horns in*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Only a bit.
Tie a greased rubber glove to a fan, turn it on low. Profer self to flapping greasy glove. Result: spluff, hopefully.

You are my guineapig.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)
# i always thought "sock it to her" was easy enough to remember!
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)