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# A decent whine is a good skill to have.
Also, if you can't already, learn to cry on demand.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)
# I can almost cry on demand.
But I am a very good whiner, being a teenager and all. ;]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# Smy girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)
# ^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Pah women!
I don't even have functioning tearducts, they literally do shit all.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)
# I hope you ended that by punching your chest
grunting and loping off to wank in the corner, looking at strangers meaningfully.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)
# I vaguely understand the references
up until the looking at strangers meaningfully.

Also it is nothing to do with masculine bravado, which let's be splendid about I am literally brimming with, I just seem have to sodding awful eyes.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Gorillas do it.
Or if they don't, they should.

And I was only sodding about ;-)


ALSO: let's be splendid. Get this printed on a t shirt, it would suit you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)
# I would seriously doubt that
I am far from the character to actively encourage splenduriousness, severe haunting depressing maybe but not splenduriousness.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:40, archived)
# It'd be cheery though :-(
And with that, I'm off to bed. T'ra!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:41, archived)
# Hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)
# been there, got 'em fixed
now i can cry like a bitch!

laughing when you're hurt confuses people
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# can you get that fixed?
cos i laughed when i bent my knee the wrong way, even though it really really hurt
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:54, archived)
# i really couldn't cry
so, to compensate, i laughed hysterically. when my blocked tear ducts were unblocked, presto! on with the waterworks!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:58, archived)
# oh i cry
not when i hurt myself though (well not as yet anyways) just my inner hurt /goes all emo
G'nite miss!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 1:14, archived)