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# that Brett Michaels show 'Rock of Love' is screening over here.
I've only seen ads, and the run-out (since it screens before South Park)..
but it occurred to me it would've been a more entertaining show if they'd borrowed from 'Something About Miriam' for the format.

So all the contestants are (stunning) trannies, which is known to everybody except Brett Michaels.
They compete for a cash prize, and the dubious pleasure of humiliating him.
He thinks he's playing a meat market, and gets to spend the series leering over them, until..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:09, archived)
# I haven't heard of this one, is it a "the bachelor"-type show?
Either way, I'm serious about my idea. Maybe I'll do a little montage of all the happy ones during the end credits so people don't get upset.

I feel that the crucial part of my idea is that no matter what, all I'm doing is buying them a pad thai. If they blow up I might say something along the lines of "I'll leave it over here if you want it", but that's as far as I'll go.

I think I'll get some great footage.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:13, archived)
# yeah, pretty much.
www.imdb.com/title/tt0965393/
Utterly objectionable sexist drivel.. but he's a pig, they're dumb skanks, and anybody who's watching it should be kicked in the nuts til they can't walk straight.

I do like your idea, too.. you could do some youtube pilots on the cheap and flog it to a network!

CONSOLATION PRIZE: SHITRAGS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:16, archived)
# Wow, Poison!
I started to wonder to myself why I didn't remember any of their songs and then I realised: THEIR SONGS WERE PRETTY FORGETTABLE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:18, archived)
# TALK DIRTY TO ME, GRONKPAN.
 
I think they're only plugging that show because Poison are playing in Wellington in a couple of weeks.
TWENTY YEARS TOO LATE.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:30, archived)
# Every time I think of Poison, I see that Alice Cooper picture below and think of his song called poison.
WHICH WAS A PRETTY PISSPOOR SONG.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:33, archived)
# if it helps, there's also a Wonderstuff song called "Poison" on their first album.
 
it's also not that good.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:36, archived)
# heh.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nG4mf9StYI

I don't know what the line-up for this clip is.
Martin was already dead..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:52, archived)
# IT STILL MANAGES TO BE MORE MEMORABLE THAN ANYTHING RELEASED BY POISON.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:37, archived)
# I could mention "Every Rose Has Its Thorn" but then I'd have to shoot myself.
 
OH SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:37, archived)
# I THOUGHT THAT WAS GUNS AND ROSES
OH GOD I SUCK AT MY 80s ROCK.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:38, archived)
# If I ever happen to meet Axl, I will totally be like, oh hey didn't you write that song? Every Rose Has Its Thorn?
 
then I'll kick him right in the fucking nuts.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:40, archived)
# You'd be better off kicking first and asking questions later.
He'll probably get you first if you don't.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:42, archived)