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# i am the only person
not living in a third world country who hasn't got a mobile phone.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:51, archived)
# i've got one but i don't use it very often
it makes a lovely paperweight :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:52, archived)
# if people want me while i'm out
fuck 'em, i'm out.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:54, archived)
# oh its on silent all the time
no one ever calls me anyways *lonely sulk*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:58, archived)
# i've got one
used it twice in the last 4 years.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:53, archived)
# even my mother's got one
i just can't be arsed with them
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:56, archived)
# people phone me for silly things
my mum phones every day to see if i want to go for tea, despite the fact that i rarely do.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:00, archived)
# Wrong numbers, eh?
They're so annoying...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Lots of people in the third world have them
that's where all our old phones go.
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:04, archived)
# see?
they're more advanced than me!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)