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# All of this, plus nekkid oily lesbian tiem.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:49, archived)
# i don't understand the appeal of lesbians...
surely they do not like the men?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:52, archived)
# they're fun to watch, apparently.
i prefer the cock, myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:54, archived)
# I do not enjoy looking at men's parts.
I prefer ladies' parts.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:55, archived)
# never mind the quality
feel the width!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:07, archived)
# wait...
what?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:09, archived)
# the width of man-parts
is more important than how those parts look
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:11, archived)
# So having my pubes styled was pointless?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:12, archived)
# Not if you styled them into tiny liberty spikes
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:13, archived)
# Well that's lucky.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:13, archived)
# it depends
do you have sex with the light on? did you have them styled in a humorous fashion? have you had them dyed with luminous dye?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Sometimes, yes, a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:16, archived)
# then
it wasn't pointless
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:17, archived)
# Not in my pr0n it ain't.
I don't like looking at willies - I prefer fannies.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:13, archived)
# i'd rather look at a nice piece of meat
than a gaping gash :x
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:19, archived)
# Then you must be gay.
Mrs Vagabond told me I was gay the other day, and I pointed out that she's the one who fancies men, so she must be, not me.

She refutes this.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:28, archived)
# yes
i am gay for the cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:40, archived)
# you've made me* so happy
*and my half inch
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:14, archived)
# half inch?
how wide is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:16, archived)
# bout half a mile
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:29, archived)
# hmm
now, this is just an idea, but have you tried sideways sex?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:39, archived)
# hmm
but then my width is greatly diminished.

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:00, archived)
# oh ok
why am i blushing now
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:18, archived)
# don't blush!
there won't be enough blood left to fill your manbits!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:26, archived)
# oh i say!
you're only 3 hours in and your going cockhungry!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:28, archived)
# i'm ALWAYS cockhungry!
*hungers for cock*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:35, archived)
# :o
only a few more posts and its 8000 posts for you! :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:37, archived)
# i know
i'm planning a "boobies special" for my 10000
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:42, archived)
# posting 2000 posts today?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:44, archived)
# you wish ;)
i haven't taken the pic yet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:45, archived)
# Well I trust you have something exciting planned for 8000.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:46, archived)
# yes
it also involves boobs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:51, archived)
# Hurray!
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:53, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:54, archived)
# Yes, they help make eggs :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:55, archived)
# chicken fuckers!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:01, archived)
# bollocks do they
they just prevent a good meal being had for 8 months
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:02, archived)
# chickens take 8 months to hatch?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:39, archived)
# They're all bisexual.
I have documentary evidence to prove this.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:55, archived)
# trisexual?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:56, archived)
# Try anything yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Everyone knows someone
who'd shag anything with a paper bag on it's head.
(mediumpete and his frozen cheese collection wrote this, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:05, archived)
# nice to meet you
have a paper bag
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:15, archived)
# Nice to meet you too
The paper bag is on your head. And now you're being put in a room full of bagrapists.
(mediumpete and his frozen cheese collection wrote this, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:17, archived)
# put?
i chose to go in there
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:31, archived)