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# peekaboo i see you
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:47, archived)
# LIES!
and put your nipples away, unless you're going to do something useful with them.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:48, archived)
# All of this, plus nekkid oily lesbian tiem.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:49, archived)
# i don't understand the appeal of lesbians...
surely they do not like the men?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:52, archived)
# they're fun to watch, apparently.
i prefer the cock, myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:54, archived)
# I do not enjoy looking at men's parts.
I prefer ladies' parts.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:55, archived)
# never mind the quality
feel the width!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:07, archived)
# wait...
what?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:09, archived)
# the width of man-parts
is more important than how those parts look
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:11, archived)
# So having my pubes styled was pointless?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:12, archived)
# Not if you styled them into tiny liberty spikes
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:13, archived)
# Well that's lucky.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:13, archived)
# it depends
do you have sex with the light on? did you have them styled in a humorous fashion? have you had them dyed with luminous dye?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Sometimes, yes, a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:16, archived)
# then
it wasn't pointless
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:17, archived)
# Not in my pr0n it ain't.
I don't like looking at willies - I prefer fannies.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:13, archived)
# i'd rather look at a nice piece of meat
than a gaping gash :x
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:19, archived)
# Then you must be gay.
Mrs Vagabond told me I was gay the other day, and I pointed out that she's the one who fancies men, so she must be, not me.

She refutes this.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:28, archived)
# yes
i am gay for the cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:40, archived)
# you've made me* so happy
*and my half inch
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:14, archived)
# half inch?
how wide is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:16, archived)
# bout half a mile
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:29, archived)
# hmm
now, this is just an idea, but have you tried sideways sex?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:39, archived)
# hmm
but then my width is greatly diminished.

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:00, archived)
# oh ok
why am i blushing now
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:18, archived)
# don't blush!
there won't be enough blood left to fill your manbits!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:26, archived)
# oh i say!
you're only 3 hours in and your going cockhungry!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:28, archived)
# i'm ALWAYS cockhungry!
*hungers for cock*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:35, archived)
# :o
only a few more posts and its 8000 posts for you! :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:37, archived)
# i know
i'm planning a "boobies special" for my 10000
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:42, archived)
# posting 2000 posts today?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:44, archived)
# you wish ;)
i haven't taken the pic yet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:45, archived)
# Well I trust you have something exciting planned for 8000.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:46, archived)
# yes
it also involves boobs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:51, archived)
# Hurray!
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:53, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:54, archived)
# Yes, they help make eggs :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:55, archived)
# chicken fuckers!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:01, archived)
# bollocks do they
they just prevent a good meal being had for 8 months
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:02, archived)
# chickens take 8 months to hatch?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:39, archived)
# They're all bisexual.
I have documentary evidence to prove this.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:55, archived)
# trisexual?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:56, archived)
# Try anything yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Everyone knows someone
who'd shag anything with a paper bag on it's head.
(mediumpete and his frozen cheese collection wrote this, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:05, archived)
# nice to meet you
have a paper bag
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:15, archived)
# Nice to meet you too
The paper bag is on your head. And now you're being put in a room full of bagrapists.
(mediumpete and his frozen cheese collection wrote this, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:17, archived)
# put?
i chose to go in there
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:31, archived)
# Gahhh.
That reminds me of 'Communion' when Walken sees the alien peeking around the corner.

GaaaAAAaaah!
Very nice though.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Do you have a wmv of your Flash Gordon video?
I would like it on my zen to watch on the bus every morning for the rest of my school life.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:02, archived)
# did you see brandow woman?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:07, archived)
# Ooh no, but this sounds intriguing..
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:07, archived)
# if you can't be bothered to scroll down the page...
www.b3ta.com/board/8136884
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:08, archived)
# Hahahahahah
"Tanky"?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:35, archived)
# from Tank Girl
have you seen Tank girl?
or Dominion Tank Police?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:43, archived)
# Nope
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:36, archived)
# Yes, I shall upload it for ya.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 19:01, archived)
# i can see you too
you're not so tough!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:52, archived)
# Smaaaaaaaaaaaaaash
good evening!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:04, archived)
# good evening to you, too!
i'm already 3 hours in!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:08, archived)
# Yay!
Good luck! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:17, archived)
# thanks
it's easy going so far!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:21, archived)
# Trust me, it won't be.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:32, archived)
# peekaboobies!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:53, archived)
# Peek a BOO !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:56, archived)
# In the words of Shakespeare himself:
"What the holy shuddering fuck?!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:03, archived)
# He wasn't called The Bard for nothing . . .
or was he . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:18, archived)
# It sucks the paint off the roller and paints the wall with the back of it's head?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:05, archived)
# You know those whacky aliems . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:13, archived)
# Kaminoan?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:07, archived)
# Point man of the Grand Army !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:05, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Good day sir! How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:05, archived)
# Yeah, not bad.
Just bought Kid A but I've decided not to listen to it yet. I'm still assimilating Amnesiac which I bought a couple of days ago.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:08, archived)
# Spiffing!
I should listen to Radiohead more.
I just never get around to getting any.

My Art teacher's friend brought in a bunch of 10 megapixel cameras and filled her laptop hard drive with piles and piles of full quality photos. I spent my art lesson transferring them all to my Zen so that I can put them on an assortment of discs (there's a whole 2Gb of them!) just because her laptop didn't have enough space to do it itself.

Meaning when I tried to use the smudge tool, photoshop refused :)

So I managed to free some space for her so that I can do my exam on it on friday.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:22, archived)
# hahahaha :D




(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 18:23, archived)