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# WE'RE VAAA-CANNT!
 
funny, I was in a bar last week and thought they were playing the Sex Pistols in the next room.
I was informed it was, however, Oasis.
Nonetheless it was the EXACT SAME FUCKING CHORDS AND RHYTHM as 'Pretty Vacant', right down to the verse-chorus structure.
how I hate Oasis.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:19, archived)
# now you do?
it took you that long?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:21, archived)
# I've always loathed the talentless wastes of skin.
 
that just made me hate them more.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:28, archived)
# i don't hate them, but i'm rarely exposed to them.
i don't think they're very talented, mind, but they aren't always being sprayed at me from passing cars so i may let them live another day.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:24, archived)
# SO, I STOOD THERE THINKING, "WHAT A BUNCH OF FUCKHEADS", AND I PICKED UP A ROCK.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:30, archived)
# remember when there were actual phone booths around?
i miss those.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:33, archived)
# you can buy them for about £600
from reclaimation yards
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:36, archived)
# fuck that noise, i'll have my dwarf army steal one.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:41, archived)
# i'd rather have
a tardis-style police box, but they're rarer than rocking horse shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:44, archived)
# i'd rather box with a police tard.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:54, archived)
# pffff
get over here and clean this coffee off my keyboard!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:57, archived)