(postbearhas metal knees,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:14,
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PRETTY, AND WITTY, AND GAY.
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:15,
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AND VACANT.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:16,
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WE'RE VAAA-CANNT!
funny, I was in a bar last week and thought they were playing the Sex Pistols in the next room. I was informed it was, however, Oasis. Nonetheless it was the EXACT SAME FUCKING CHORDS AND RHYTHM as "Pretty Vacant", right down to the verse-chorus structure. how I hate Oasis.
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:19,
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(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:15,
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whoops, i meant a beard trim.
time to edit.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:16,
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ah, right.
de-rising applied
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:22,
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To get to the other side.
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:17,
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pff
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:22,
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heh.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:22,
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Hey!
Haven't seen you around for a while.
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:17,
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it was a horrible, terrible, wonderful week.
i built two giant spreadsheets (1000+ rows each) and entered and analysed all the data for them, volunteered at two fundraisers and worked at two fundraisers.
six days of work/volunteering, averaging 14-16 hours per day. i just dropped off the final package today and i am going to bask in nothing for a few days.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:21,
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I like that feeling.
And in fact I honestly enjoy working hard, just not all the time. Also: woo to you for doing volunteer work.
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:27,
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i joined the fight against bad AIDS.
we had two big fundraisers, one benefitting a local hospice and the other the local AIDS committee. i carried art and heavy objects about and had drunks flirt with me.
you can have the hard work - this was mostly servile drudgery - painstaking but a trained ape could comprehend it (and i did, for the most part).
(postbearhas metal knees,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:31,
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(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:30,
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I did.
(Spider Fucking Rivieragot stiches for a knife wound for the first time,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:33,
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hahaha!
this just in: humans are stupid. back before we adopted jasper, we were trying to think of people we knew who might take him in instead. my ex and i pretty much eliminated ten people on our lists because they would have acted like the clown who wanted ricardo.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:36,
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pfff
he/she shouldn't be allowed to have pets, he/she is obviously a moron ;)
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:42,
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I like violentacres, she talks a lot of sense.
also her family are pretty funny.
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:43,
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not her
the numpty asking all the questions
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:45,
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yeah, I know.
I'm saying it is a goodblog. : )
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:48,
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ah, right.
i'm with you now, ted.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:52,
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I don't want to be a milkman any more!!!!!!!
(Spider Fucking Rivieragot stiches for a knife wound for the first time,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:55,
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hahahahahaa!
haven't seen that one in aaages!
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:59,
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They get overrepeated here, so I'm not bothered about missing them
I miss poor Dermot though, I can still remember where I was when I heard it. :-(
(Spider Fucking Rivieragot stiches for a knife wound for the first time,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:13,
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aye
he was a funny bugger. kicking bishop brennan up the arse will always be my favourite :)
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:21,
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Ah you should try and dig out some of his scrap saturday radio work.
Needs a knowledge of Irish politics from late '70's onward though.
(Spider Fucking Rivieragot stiches for a knife wound for the first time,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:38,
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i may do
sod the politics, i'm sure i'll find him funny anyway
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:40,
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Well, most of it he's taking the piss out of the main people in government
So to have a vague idea would be desirable.
(Spider Fucking Rivieragot stiches for a knife wound for the first time,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:43,
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if it's
paddy asphalt and the likes, no problem ;)
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:47,
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Ok you offically lost me.
What?
(Spider Fucking Rivieragot stiches for a knife wound for the first time,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:55,
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paddy ashdown
it was a joke when we were kids to call him paddy asphalt and ian paisley was parsley the lion
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:04,
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I thought you meant him, but wasn't sure.
Em, no. It'd all be the southern irish govt. that he ripped on.
(Spider Fucking Rivieragot stiches for a knife wound for the first time,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:29,
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also here is one of my favourites I haven't read in a while.
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:25,
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heheh
evil twin
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:31,
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2 days is a while?
since when?
(Spider Fucking Rivieragot stiches for a knife wound for the first time,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:21,
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Since two days ago.
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:25,
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MOHAFA! I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN EIGHT MINUTES!
HOW'VE YOU BEEN? WHAT IS NEW?
(postbearhas metal knees,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:28,
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Lima is destroying something in the closet.
He's like a little thug in the night around this time. Sometimes he strolls into Kk's room while she's sleeping and drags everything out of her trash can.
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:30,
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aaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:31,
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How is she?
I miss her, even if there's less scrolling needed.
(Spider Fucking Rivieragot stiches for a knife wound for the first time,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:32,
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She's fine thanks :)
You get a gift for asking. Here:)
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:39,
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what happened?
accident/illness?
(postbearhas metal knees,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:40,
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yeah it was terrible, her hair turned blue overnight
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:42,
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HAHAHAHA
it looks fucking great actually. I thought it might make her look too pale but it really suits her.
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:43,
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it's better than the pink
i hate pink.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:47,
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Oh
I liked the pink a lot.
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:50,
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i just can't stand the colour pink
it probably looked very nice on her, it's just not my personal taste.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:06,
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you're not supposed to eat it.
duh.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:14,
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pff
i can't handle pubes, so head hair is right out ;)
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:17,
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