You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Make Newspaper Comics Funny » Message 8140987 (Thread)

[challenge entry] Bindun?: someone say comic strip?

From the Make Newspaper Comics Funny challenge. See all 439 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:27, archived)
# haha
Who is this bloke?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Bernard Manning ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Bernard Matthews
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:33, archived)
# My missus used to get them mixed up..
.. she told me that they had culled loads of Bernard Mannings Turkeys ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:35, archived)
# His turkeys
contain no dark meat
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Bernard Cribbins
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:34, archived)
# If that fat, dead waste of space was a comic
I'm a fucking chest of drawers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Chest ... drawers ... chest ... drawers ...
I'd like a chest of drawers, please...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Our survey says....
IIIIH-EHHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Eke eke eke! F'tang! F'tang!
Whooosh!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:33, archived)
# PALINS DISEASE
*vaccinates*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:34, archived)
# *assimilates*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:37, archived)
# i only suffer from
random pavarotti disease. there is no known cure.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Prostitute?
Willing to indulge in any sexual activity?

What does that mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:34, archived)
# want me to try a naked jo brand?
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Also not funny.
Yes, you're female. Whoopdefuckingdo. That's no excuse to be sexist.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:32, archived)
# hehe..
I guess i was just limited on semi naked pics of comics that would repulse.. ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Ah I'm only joshing with you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:35, archived)
# She's funny on QI
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Because she's forced not to use her own material too much.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:34, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:35, archived)
# I just don't think it's in any way good
when feminism (the fight for women to attain equality) becomes essentially a fight for dominance. It's counter productive, and people like her have hurt the cause.

*ahem* Sorry to get all serious.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:37, archived)
# sorry...
i zoned out after feminism...

"They say people shouldn't carry guns. There will be too many accidents. Like wounding a man when you mean to kill him"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:40, archived)
# It just irks me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:43, archived)
# fucking YES.
equality MEANS equality, you fat* bitch!


*jo brand, not you
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:44, archived)
# *hug* I love you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:44, archived)
# *blushes*
aww, you've made me go all red now!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:50, archived)
# I thought she was funny when she did the hiding behind the microphone joke
"Now you see me... now you don't..."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:36, archived)
# *removes socks from Captain Wow*
he was a comic, just a very unfunny one...
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Can I have my socks back?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:32, archived)
# So he wasn't a comic, then?
The only funny thing he did was written by Chris Morris and he was being laughed at not with.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:33, archived)
# this^
with knobs on.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Hehehe chest of drawers with knobs on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:32, archived)
# indeed :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:35, archived)
# God rest his fat fucking racist soul
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:32, archived)
# he was a racist git though..
.. he always said that it was just a joke and if he had made a joke about the welsh race everyone would just laugh and not be on his back about it. I can see where he is coming from, but hes is still a racist arse.
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:38, archived)