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# What an absolute bastard.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Hehehe!
I bloody love rollercoasters, me. LOVE them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:47, archived)
# I was disapointed by the lack of actual electrical discharge from Oblivion.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:48, archived)
# I was too busy giggling like a loon
as I do as soon as I get on the damn things. Where other people scream, I giggle maniacally.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Oblivion shits me up abit.
All the others I'm fine with. Air is lovely.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:53, archived)
# I've not been on Air.
Last time I went I felt a bit guilty at leaving my mates to go on all the good rides, so I didn't get to go on a lot of them. Next time I shall just run away and leave them all to it, bless them, otherwise I shall cry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:54, archived)
# did i tell you
about my little "accident" on the big one?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:54, archived)
# eh!?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:55, archived)
# when i almost fell out and died?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:58, archived)
# NO!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:59, archived)
# because of my ample norkage
the bar wouldn't fit over me. i got sat in the very front seat, which had a seatbelt that came from between your legs and clicked into the bar. after a bit of a tussle, i was strapped in and ready to go. round we go, round to the bottom of the slope. *clunk* goes the car as it locks onto the slope. *click* goes my seatbelt as it is jogged open. the bar is now flapping free and more hindrance than help, we've gone too far to stop, nobody can hear me and i'm sat on my own, watching the track in front of me disappearing as i do my famed starfish impression, gripping the plastic hard enough to leave permanent fingerprints. my feet are wedged into the footwell and i'm chanting the rincewind mantra; "ohshitohshitohshit, this time i'm really gonna DIE!" as i go over the edge.
almost shat myself.
i'd still go on it again, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 12:07, archived)
# argh
I hate them, I just shut my eyes and grit my teeth the whole way
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:52, archived)
# I think I've got your love of them as well!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:53, archived)
# when we used to go to alton tower every year,
the runaway train, log flume and rapids is all i'd go on....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Booooooooriiiiiiiiiing
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:55, archived)
# *climbs to crows nest*
sorry cap'n
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Into the black hole
(I helped save b3ta! Mick Stubbles Is a real Munson, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:59, archived)