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# he's only half evil
one of his ears is still up.

My cat was evil. He learnet that the quickest way to get me up in the morning (to feed him/let him out/ stroke him) was to start projetiling copius amounts of cat vomit.
When he had none available he would just make the noise.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:57, archived)
# mine
would bite my nostril.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:02, archived)
# aahahah
mine does the same. but sometimes the little bugger does it for spite.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:07, archived)
# Damn right
nothing wakes me up faster than that
*hwoickgh* *hwoickgh* *hwoickgh*
in the darkness..!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 3:09, archived)