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# SERIOUSLY
How can they walk with all that weird stuff in their pants? why don't they sit on it, accidentaly?
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:42, archived)
# we do sometimes

it hurts.
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:43, archived)
# girl parts
are better than boy parts.
(except if you have to pee outside.)
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:51, archived)
# I would agree


;)
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:54, archived)
# pleasing on the eye and practical
breasts are very useful for keeping your hands warm. FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:58, archived)
# is that an offer?


;)
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:00, archived)
# more of a threat
;·Þß
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:02, archived)
# *eeek*
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:05, archived)
# who let that mouse in?
*screams and stands on chair*
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:06, archived)
# I would def. agree with their hand warming properties,
but some of them aren't always so pleasing to the eye.
saggage. ugh.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:01, archived)
# winches and pulleys
can sort that problem. or lots of sellotape
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:04, archived)
# That
can happen.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:44, archived)
# bike saddle
enough said
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:45, archived)
# Riding bikes can lead to impotence

FACT

www.usrf.org/news/bikeriding.html
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:47, archived)
# bikes can be painful for girls too
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:49, archived)
# especially if the saddle falls off
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:50, archived)
# well
riding a bike is like riding a bike...
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:51, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:55, archived)
# pah
that's just Americans trying to avoid exercise again.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:49, archived)
# careful and deft hand control as you sit down
imperceptable to the female mind thank to magic powers granted us by the great ball bag in the sky we can openly manipulate our testes at anytime of year, hot or cold, without you noticing.
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:45, archived)
# Can we?
Mine seems to be dicated to by the seasons.

What an odd conversation.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:46, archived)
# personally I think we don't talk enough bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:49, archived)
# hehe
sorry, I was imaging yours being told to take dictation.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:50, archived)
# the observant
female knows what that trouser tug is all about.
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 9:57, archived)