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# it's such a shame
that it has become one of those lost arts
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:43, archived)
# if we started wearing
corsets again then we'd be swooning left, right and centre
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:44, archived)
# you'd have to carry round a lacy hanky
at all times as well, which you can drop as you walk by, smiliing coyly
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:48, archived)
# we'd probably better stop having opinions too
they can be so dangerous for a young lady.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:51, archived)
# so true
lets go and sit quietly in the drawing room while the men have brandy and cigars in the library. They might be talking politics, and you know how that just confuses us and makes us worry.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:55, archived)
# Yes,
and say things like 'why, Mr.Ludloe, what would father say.'


Right, I think it might be time for a 'Bronte' day.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:52, archived)
# you're all have to go riding horses across the moor
and my young sister will run off with that unsuitable chap from the Army.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:07, archived)
# ooh
is my name ok, I've never, erm, actualy read bronte, and I'm american.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:08, archived)
# Perfect
You can be the American with the mysterious past who has come to England. We true aristocrats will probably look down our noses at you as we doubt that your title is real. You'll end up marrying the best bloke though.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:11, archived)
# aww
I wanted to be the govorness who gets the secret inheritance. (as long as someone rips my bodice open, I'll be pretty happy though.)
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:14, archived)
# you couldn't possibly be a governess if you're a countess!
My sense of social customs has been grossly offended!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:18, archived)
# I couldn't possibly spell it either.
I'm only here as a governess because I don't know that my real father, the count, is on his deathbed. Hence the pending inheritance.

edit: would that be more acceptable?
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:21, archived)
# Your name,
is fine it means you have considerable qualities that make you highly desirable to Horse boot wearing cads like myself.
Money and titles, mainly, not to mention your large assets.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:13, archived)
# hehe, you said both "tit" and "ass"
/resumes character
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:16, archived)
# I think they should bring
it back, along with the use of fans.
I can just see the local nightclub full of girls, giggling behind their fans and making soulful eyes at a young chap.
Gentler days.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:46, archived)