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# I did a big hard route up the main wall at the climbing centre and my arms are no longer working
fortunately my speed dobber is happily nutting the keyboard as we speak.

EYEBROWN or EYEBLONDE
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)
# EYEBELIEVE
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)
# blonde. to match my hair..i bleached it earlier and my eyebrows are starting to really stand out.
and plucking is just painful.

and have you tried switching your arms off and on again? might make them work.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Don't bleach your eyebrows.
Just don't. It never works. Pleeeease go to a salon. Please.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# i can't afford salons.
i'll probably go with the plucking and swearing alot.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)
# Ohhhh don't pluck those either.
Well, I can't stop you.

It'll only cost a little bit to have your eyebrows lightened.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)
# i have zero money til i find a job.
and i do need to pluck them, not done it for a long old time..nothing too drastic, just a bit less bushy and more shaped.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)
# Don't listen to me, actually.
I had impure thoughts about Chewbacca. And Worf.



Still Worf, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)
# fuck the salon
go to a saloon
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)
# With bleached eyebrows?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)
# i dunno
didn't think that far ahead, i was just happy imagining the swingy doors and honky tonk rag time fun music
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)
# I'd be ace in one of those dresses.
We could get you a hat and some spurs and a lovely gun.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# *trips over spurs
*shoots hole in hat
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Right, swap.
Oooh, the dress suits you, actually. And I am digging this hat *pushes up brim with guin barrel* ma'am.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)
# *swoons
*displays bloomers
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:40, archived)
# YIPEEEEKIYAAAAAY!
*shoots ceiling*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)
# HOooooOOoooeDoooooooown!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:45, archived)
# I will saw them off later.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# I plucked my nipple hair the other day, for no particular reason
Which is fairly disturbing in itself that I have it, but now it is all stubbly.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)
# pictures?
stubbly nipples..haha
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)
# I think not
No mere photographic representation could quite portray the awesome splendor of my nips, nor their gentle regal hairage.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)
# You and I are quite different in some ways.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Aww, cold.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Have you been rubbing rice crispies on your nipples erotically
again?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Just you try and stop me
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)
# well it might. you won't know til you try it
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)
# I think I will have to decline
Unless you want to do swapsies....




If I had a woman's nipples they'd be much more fun to photograph.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)
# ah my nipples have been posted and gone.
not very exciting, no stubble or anything.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:42, archived)
# They obviously needed more spinning text.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)
# Well royal mail
I expect them to arrive in a few days, i'll forward mine on when they get here.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)
# Having nipple hair is not as disturbing as feeling the urge to pluck it
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)
# What can I say?
Well various things, one of which is:
I have a very dull life
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)