Its my 1st b3ta birthday today!1!1
*edit* I just wanted to say its been a brilliant year, im so pleased i discovered b3ta. You have made me laugh and mainly very jealous most of the time x
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*edit* I just wanted to say its been a brilliant year, im so pleased i discovered b3ta. You have made me laugh and mainly very jealous most of the time x
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I've never seen that film.
That's the only line I know from that song. Well, that and the one before it.
I'm not allowed to watch a lot of Disney films as I'll get upset. Like Watership Down. I've seen Lady and the Tramp- that was bad enough. then:
Dumbo: only seen the trippy scene.
Bambi: Saw up until THAT scene, cried for days.
name other Disney films, I can't remember any more.
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Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:24,
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I'm not allowed to watch a lot of Disney films as I'll get upset. Like Watership Down. I've seen Lady and the Tramp- that was bad enough. then:
Dumbo: only seen the trippy scene.
Bambi: Saw up until THAT scene, cried for days.
name other Disney films, I can't remember any more.
It's okay, I sort of love you in a manly weird confused way anyway.
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Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:26,
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good just debating on bleaching my eyebrows or not.
and how are you my pissy friend?
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Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:23,
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I did a big hard route up the main wall at the climbing centre and my arms are no longer working
fortunately my speed dobber is happily nutting the keyboard as we speak.
EYEBROWN or EYEBLONDE
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Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:24,
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EYEBROWN or EYEBLONDE
blonde. to match my hair..i bleached it earlier and my eyebrows are starting to really stand out.
and plucking is just painful.
and have you tried switching your arms off and on again? might make them work.
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Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:26,
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and have you tried switching your arms off and on again? might make them work.
Don't bleach your eyebrows.
Just don't. It never works. Pleeeease go to a salon. Please.
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Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:28,
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i can't afford salons.
i'll probably go with the plucking and swearing alot.
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Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:29,
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Ohhhh don't pluck those either.
Well, I can't stop you.
It'll only cost a little bit to have your eyebrows lightened.
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Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:32,
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It'll only cost a little bit to have your eyebrows lightened.
i have zero money til i find a job.
and i do need to pluck them, not done it for a long old time..nothing too drastic, just a bit less bushy and more shaped.
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Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:33,
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Don't listen to me, actually.
I had impure thoughts about Chewbacca. And Worf.
Still Worf, actually.
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Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:34,
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Still Worf, actually.
i dunno
didn't think that far ahead, i was just happy imagining the swingy doors and honky tonk rag time fun music
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Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:33,
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I'd be ace in one of those dresses.
We could get you a hat and some spurs and a lovely gun.
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Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:35,
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Right, swap.
Oooh, the dress suits you, actually. And I am digging this hat *pushes up brim with guin barrel* ma'am.
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Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:39,
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I plucked my nipple hair the other day, for no particular reason
Which is fairly disturbing in itself that I have it, but now it is all stubbly.
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Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:28,
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I think not
No mere photographic representation could quite portray the awesome splendor of my nips, nor their gentle regal hairage.
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Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:33,
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Have you been rubbing rice crispies on your nipples erotically
again?
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Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:35,
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I think I will have to decline
Unless you want to do swapsies....
If I had a woman's nipples they'd be much more fun to photograph.
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Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:39,
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If I had a woman's nipples they'd be much more fun to photograph.
ah my nipples have been posted and gone.
not very exciting, no stubble or anything.
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Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:42,
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Well royal mail
I expect them to arrive in a few days, i'll forward mine on when they get here.
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Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:43,
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Having nipple hair is not as disturbing as feeling the urge to pluck it
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Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:30,
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What can I say?
Well various things, one of which is:
I have a very dull life
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Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:31,
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I have a very dull life
Let me be the first to say haha AND wish you a happy B3taday in the same post.
haha! Happy B3taday!
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Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:21,
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Hello you. I didn't forget
our little chat. I've just had the worst 3 weeks possible plus I have been working (unavoidably).
I am working on your stuff.
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Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:29,
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I am working on your stuff.