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[challenge entry] Its my 1st b3ta birthday today!1!1

*edit* I just wanted to say its been a brilliant year, im so pleased i discovered b3ta. You have made me laugh and mainly very jealous most of the time x

From the Make Newspaper Comics Funny challenge. See all 439 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)
# haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)
# ha!
silly!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Why, thank you very much.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Copy cat.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)
# A cat's the only cat that knooooows where it's at.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# I'm feeeeline fine!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)
# I've never seen that film.
That's the only line I know from that song. Well, that and the one before it.

I'm not allowed to watch a lot of Disney films as I'll get upset. Like Watership Down. I've seen Lady and the Tramp- that was bad enough. then:

Dumbo: only seen the trippy scene.
Bambi: Saw up until THAT scene, cried for days.

name other Disney films, I can't remember any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)
# hahaha
happyb3taday
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)
# you ae always nice
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# and you're an excellent chap I like to see on the board.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)
# YOU'VE MADE YOURSELF A POWERFUL ENEMY >:(
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# I've no idea what you're on about you giant ninny.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)
# It's okay, I sort of love you in a manly weird confused way anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)
# it happens mate.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# hello sexy
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Hey, how're you?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)
# good just debating on bleaching my eyebrows or not.
and how are you my pissy friend?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)
# I did a big hard route up the main wall at the climbing centre and my arms are no longer working
fortunately my speed dobber is happily nutting the keyboard as we speak.

EYEBROWN or EYEBLONDE
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)
# EYEBELIEVE
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)
# blonde. to match my hair..i bleached it earlier and my eyebrows are starting to really stand out.
and plucking is just painful.

and have you tried switching your arms off and on again? might make them work.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Don't bleach your eyebrows.
Just don't. It never works. Pleeeease go to a salon. Please.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# i can't afford salons.
i'll probably go with the plucking and swearing alot.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)
# Ohhhh don't pluck those either.
Well, I can't stop you.

It'll only cost a little bit to have your eyebrows lightened.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)
# i have zero money til i find a job.
and i do need to pluck them, not done it for a long old time..nothing too drastic, just a bit less bushy and more shaped.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)
# Don't listen to me, actually.
I had impure thoughts about Chewbacca. And Worf.



Still Worf, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)
# fuck the salon
go to a saloon
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)
# With bleached eyebrows?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)
# i dunno
didn't think that far ahead, i was just happy imagining the swingy doors and honky tonk rag time fun music
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)
# I'd be ace in one of those dresses.
We could get you a hat and some spurs and a lovely gun.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# *trips over spurs
*shoots hole in hat
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Right, swap.
Oooh, the dress suits you, actually. And I am digging this hat *pushes up brim with guin barrel* ma'am.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)
# *swoons
*displays bloomers
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:40, archived)
# YIPEEEEKIYAAAAAY!
*shoots ceiling*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)
# HOooooOOoooeDoooooooown!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:45, archived)
# I will saw them off later.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# I plucked my nipple hair the other day, for no particular reason
Which is fairly disturbing in itself that I have it, but now it is all stubbly.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)
# pictures?
stubbly nipples..haha
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)
# I think not
No mere photographic representation could quite portray the awesome splendor of my nips, nor their gentle regal hairage.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)
# You and I are quite different in some ways.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Aww, cold.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Have you been rubbing rice crispies on your nipples erotically
again?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Just you try and stop me
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)
# well it might. you won't know til you try it
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)
# I think I will have to decline
Unless you want to do swapsies....




If I had a woman's nipples they'd be much more fun to photograph.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)
# ah my nipples have been posted and gone.
not very exciting, no stubble or anything.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:42, archived)
# They obviously needed more spinning text.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)
# Well royal mail
I expect them to arrive in a few days, i'll forward mine on when they get here.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)
# Having nipple hair is not as disturbing as feeling the urge to pluck it
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)
# What can I say?
Well various things, one of which is:
I have a very dull life
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)
# nffffrrt
:)

also: congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)
# as have you, to a lesser extent due to words used.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Let me be the first to say haha AND wish you a happy B3taday in the same post.
haha! Happy B3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Alright, cleverdick.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# I tried Captain Wow, really I did
:(
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)
# I wondered what that was.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Bappy-heater day!
(:
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# bappy h3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Hello you. I didn't forget
our little chat. I've just had the worst 3 weeks possible plus I have been working (unavoidably).
I am working on your stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Hahaha
Happy B3taday!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# happy b3ta day
i've got no image to celebrate.
sorry have this instead:

edit: found a better one
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)
# :D
cheers
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Tis your candle day, Sir
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)
# happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)
# Cool
Happy b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)
# Happy b3taday, chappy!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)
# Merry Fucking Christmas!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)
# happy day to you.
good stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)
# heh heh
Happy b3ta day
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Choccy gingerbread for everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# *Dribble*
wants
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)
# arf! :)

happy b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)
# you'll never leave
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)
# CAKE^^!
Happy Birthday^^! Have some badly drawn liecake^^!

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(Techkitten, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:42, archived)