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# For such gallantry
You deserve a proper swooning!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:40, archived)
# Madam
*holds hand*

Nothing would give me greater pleasure than to bring you round from a fit of the vapours.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:41, archived)
# Sir
*What totally different feelings did Lady Catherine take back into the house from what she had brought out! - she had then been only daring to hope for a little respite of suffering; - she was now in an exquisite flutter of happiness, and such happiness moreover as she believed must still be greater when the flutter should have passed away.*
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:47, archived)
# Tis a shame
I must leave you so soon.
My coach awaits at the gate and when I return I may be a different man. But know this before I leave, these past few posts have filled my heart more than any joy I have felt in the past years of my life.
I only ask a kiss before I leave.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:51, archived)
# Come away from the trout pond, good squire!
Perchance you may fall in and then my heart would be torns into shreds.
You may kiss me, step a little closer...
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:54, archived)
# I have
a firm footing.

*steps closer*
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:56, archived)
# *chaste peck on cheek*
Oh Joy! Oh Rapture!
*swoons, swoons some more*
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:59, archived)
# Right!
I'm off!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:00, archived)
# I have been
disgraced! Abandoned!What ever will Father say?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:04, archived)
# I say!
What a terribly odd fellow.
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:04, archived)
# Sir
You are ever so intriguing
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:08, archived)
# Oh, I say!
*blushes*
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:13, archived)
# I've already swooned
if you swoon too, nobody will be able to scream or ask if anyone would like more tea.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:42, archived)
# So many ladies,
only one Squire Bovine.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:43, archived)
# you aren't doing a very good job of saving me
the Baron has had me for like 10 minutes.
I should get to bed anyhow. Should I be murdered or have an accident involving a frozen pond?
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:47, archived)