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# something is
wrong with my new kitten.
(I helped save b3ta! sty, john deere lawn mowing team!, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:21, archived)
# Not just
the cat...;)
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:23, archived)
# now that is......
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:25, archived)
# What a gentleman you are sir,
You are beginning to think my thoughts for me. Forsooth, I feel the stars themselves are looking kindly upon us.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:26, archived)
# to make my position clear
I'm only here as a governess because I don't know that my real father, the count, is on his deathbed. Hence the pending inheritance. Is that more acceptable?
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:27, archived)
# You really should go on the game, you know
A much more reputable profession for a woman. Oh! The very phrase "profession for a woman" makes me fell quite ill. Heavens! I think I need to play the piano or do some sewing.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:30, archived)
# can you darn the gusset on my pantaloons
i seem to have worn them through!
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:31, archived)
# Certainly not!
What am I your pantaloon gusset sewing maiden?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:33, archived)
# yes
yes you are, i pay you don't i?
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:34, archived)
# Sir,
you boil my blood.
You are not fit to bear the name 'Baron' nor are you fit to remove the scum from a pigs back with your tongue!!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:35, archived)
# one jests sir, i have removed much scum from many a pigs back..
and ones mother has never aired a grevance
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:37, archived)
# Once more sir,
you have insulted me and my good mother.
I must soon leave for China and will not till you have left B3tashire House taking your most foul manners and tongue with you!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:40, archived)
# You cannot leave us at this time of peril
There are cads, bounders, blackguards and scoundrels at the door. Who will protect us from this bed of immorality?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:43, archived)
# I must leave in
half an hour, but will return around twoish.
I think you will be safe till then, My butler Podbury will be here to safeguard you.
And Lord Newington is a man of high morals, he will protect you.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:45, archived)
# i shall take this charge
with the gladdest of hearts
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:49, archived)
# I feel somewhat safer
But wait with bated breath for the return of the beloved Squire
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:50, archived)
# madam
there really is no answer to that.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:54, archived)
# As you wish
my liege
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:05, archived)
# you do look a bit pale
perhaps you should lie down in a darkened room?
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:32, archived)
# i'll get the butler
to fetch a poultice
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:42, archived)
# your kindness knows no bounds
Father shall reward you
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:44, archived)
# surely
the young gentleman in your charge will turn out to be the rightful heir and you'll get your comeuppance whilst trying to sell him into slavery
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:33, archived)
# he would have you think that
but it's been his plan all along to seduce me and steal my fortune. He is nearly 14 you know.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:41, archived)
# you what?
ah, i see.....forsooth etc
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:28, archived)
# Sir,
I impeach you no longer speak to the good Lady in such a familiar tone. Stand fast or I shall be forced to have my Father lobby the club to have your Father removed!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:31, archived)
# masticate on this you porcine vagina
*slap*
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:32, archived)
# Sir,
you have affronted my reputation in the presence of a lady.
A duel sir, a duel!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:34, archived)
# look over there
*points overhead and the runs in opposite direction*
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:35, archived)
# A cad
and a coward.
Sir, you are unmasked!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:36, archived)
# gasp
*swoon* (towards Squire Bovine Ludloe or some other gentleman, as I fear the baron would take unwelcome liberties)
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:34, archived)
# come hither to krauty
thoust will get a good seeing too.
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:36, archived)
#
Mate, its not Shakespeare, drop all the the thee's and thous'.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:38, archived)
# I shall scream
and hit you with a candlestick.
SAVE ME
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:39, archived)
# As I've not been saved, and I must go to bed
please find my body floating in the frozen pond.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:54, archived)
# Or I could run off with the Baron
whatever. Night.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:55, archived)
# Sorry,
and good night.

I'm talking to a corpse.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:58, archived)
# Podbury,
a Chaise longue for the lady!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:37, archived)
# Immediately
my liege
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:06, archived)
# For such gallantry
You deserve a proper swooning!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:40, archived)
# Madam
*holds hand*

Nothing would give me greater pleasure than to bring you round from a fit of the vapours.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:41, archived)
# Sir
*What totally different feelings did Lady Catherine take back into the house from what she had brought out! - she had then been only daring to hope for a little respite of suffering; - she was now in an exquisite flutter of happiness, and such happiness moreover as she believed must still be greater when the flutter should have passed away.*
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:47, archived)
# Tis a shame
I must leave you so soon.
My coach awaits at the gate and when I return I may be a different man. But know this before I leave, these past few posts have filled my heart more than any joy I have felt in the past years of my life.
I only ask a kiss before I leave.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:51, archived)
# Come away from the trout pond, good squire!
Perchance you may fall in and then my heart would be torns into shreds.
You may kiss me, step a little closer...
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:54, archived)
# I have
a firm footing.

*steps closer*
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:56, archived)
# *chaste peck on cheek*
Oh Joy! Oh Rapture!
*swoons, swoons some more*
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:59, archived)
# Right!
I'm off!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:00, archived)
# I have been
disgraced! Abandoned!What ever will Father say?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:04, archived)
# I say!
What a terribly odd fellow.
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:04, archived)
# Sir
You are ever so intriguing
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:08, archived)
# Oh, I say!
*blushes*
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:13, archived)
# I've already swooned
if you swoon too, nobody will be able to scream or ask if anyone would like more tea.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:42, archived)
# So many ladies,
only one Squire Bovine.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:43, archived)
# you aren't doing a very good job of saving me
the Baron has had me for like 10 minutes.
I should get to bed anyhow. Should I be murdered or have an accident involving a frozen pond?
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:47, archived)
# something wrong with you more like
no offence.....well..maybe a little
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:25, archived)
# wait, no,
you are all misunderstood, tahts not really me per say.
hypothetically assume its me since its convenient for the caption. but its not. ahah.
(I helped save b3ta! sty, john deere lawn mowing team!, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:28, archived)
# too late
welcome to munterville
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:29, archived)
# ARGH!!!!!!!!!!
The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear
(BurningFeetMan, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:27, archived)
# that's cool
:)
(joshwa ultra lurker, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:30, archived)