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# i love that joke.
what sits on the floor of the ocean and quivers?

a nervous wreck.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 9:37, archived)
# gaaaah!
How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two but fuck knows how they got in there!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 9:40, archived)
# .
i LOLed

why did the bakers hands smell?

because he kneaded a poo.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Hahaha
What do get if you have a green ball in your right hand and another in your left?
Kermit the frogs undivided attention!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 9:50, archived)
# O_O
What do you get if you cross the atlantic with the titanic?
Halfway.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Hahaha
How many depressives does it take to change a lightbulb?
Doesn't matter you might as well sit in the dark anyway.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:29, archived)