
what sits on the floor of the ocean and quivers?
a nervous wreck.
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Sun 9 Mar 2008, 9:37,
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a nervous wreck.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two but fuck knows how they got in there!
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Sun 9 Mar 2008, 9:40,
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Two but fuck knows how they got in there!

i LOLed
why did the bakers hands smell?
because he kneaded a poo.
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Sun 9 Mar 2008, 9:43,
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why did the bakers hands smell?
because he kneaded a poo.

What do get if you have a green ball in your right hand and another in your left?
Kermit the frogs undivided attention!
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Sun 9 Mar 2008, 9:50,
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Kermit the frogs undivided attention!