
what sort of gig? are you one of those pop stars i've been hearing so much about?
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What bee make milk?
Boobies:D
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Sun 9 Mar 2008, 9:33,
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Boobies:D

you ought to draw that one up for b3ta's next project: the clean joke book.
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I posted it yesterday, someone countered.
What's red and invisible?
No tomatoes:D
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Sun 9 Mar 2008, 9:35,
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What's red and invisible?
No tomatoes:D

what sits on the floor of the ocean and quivers?
a nervous wreck.
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Sun 9 Mar 2008, 9:37,
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a nervous wreck.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two but fuck knows how they got in there!
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Sun 9 Mar 2008, 9:40,
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Two but fuck knows how they got in there!

i LOLed
why did the bakers hands smell?
because he kneaded a poo.
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Sun 9 Mar 2008, 9:43,
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why did the bakers hands smell?
because he kneaded a poo.

What do get if you have a green ball in your right hand and another in your left?
Kermit the frogs undivided attention!
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Sun 9 Mar 2008, 9:50,
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Kermit the frogs undivided attention!

What do you get if you cross the atlantic with the titanic?
Halfway.
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Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:28,
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Halfway.

How many depressives does it take to change a lightbulb?
Doesn't matter you might as well sit in the dark anyway.
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Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:29,
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Doesn't matter you might as well sit in the dark anyway.

mad dog mcrea (irish folk music :D)
the van daniels (sound like ocs and the libertines love child)
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Sun 9 Mar 2008, 9:27,
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the van daniels (sound like ocs and the libertines love child)

Mate of mine just joined as bassist for the Popes:)
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Sun 9 Mar 2008, 9:37,
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I love Shane McGowan . . . he does a brilliant impression of Richard Madeley


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about a billion times it feels like.
/Comes from same place as them blog
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Sun 9 Mar 2008, 9:38,
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/Comes from same place as them blog

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