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# Perhaps you should eat a sandwich full of bees and kitchen knives
then break into a zoo and punch a rhino in the face.
It is the only solution.

Ed: Oh, and ning everybody!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:35, archived)
# i once fed a goat and touched its curly horns - pwhoar!
does that help?
i mean its 1/2 way there right?
i'll get onto making that sandwich right now!
NING!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Goats have the same number of horns as rhinos
and they have been known to eat tyres and metal.
So yes, a goat will suffice.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:41, archived)