Perhaps you should eat a sandwich full of bees and kitchen knives
then break into a zoo and punch a rhino in the face.
It is the only solution.
Ed: Oh, and ning everybody!
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts,
Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:35,
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i once fed a goat and touched its curly horns - pwhoar!
does that help?
i mean its 1/2 way there right?
i'll get onto making that sandwich right now!
NING!
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:37,
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Goats have the same number of horns as rhinos
and they have been known to eat tyres and metal.
So yes, a goat will suffice.
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts,
Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:41,
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