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# Lolparasite!
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:20, archived)
# that would make a lovely cushion
- ok whats wrong with me? why am i thinking about cushions? no man should be doing that
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Sunday morning effeminate warp.
Obviously.
(mediumpete and his frozen cheese collection wrote this, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:23, archived)
# i need to do something manly
i've already had a foot spa, right whats next?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:27, archived)
# let me clarify that...
i got a blister on my toe :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:29, archived)
# I suggest an hour's session of air guitar
or failing that, sit on your arse and drink beer.
(mediumpete and his frozen cheese collection wrote this, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:30, archived)
# ahh yes the air guitar
i can't find my plectrum :(
will sitting on my arse drinking tea be acceptable?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:32, archived)
# It beats drinking that "flavoured water" shite
What's the point of that stuff anyway?
(mediumpete and his frozen cheese collection wrote this, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:36, archived)
# This is serious, you might have to beat a woman to exert your masculinity.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:31, archived)
# i've never hit a woman, and i don't intend to start now
/has scars to prove
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:32, archived)
# I suggest you cook and devour a large piece of meat, then.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:34, archived)
# now that i can do
www.b3ta.com/board/8153638
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Perhaps you should eat a sandwich full of bees and kitchen knives
then break into a zoo and punch a rhino in the face.
It is the only solution.

Ed: Oh, and ning everybody!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:35, archived)
# i once fed a goat and touched its curly horns - pwhoar!
does that help?
i mean its 1/2 way there right?
i'll get onto making that sandwich right now!
NING!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Goats have the same number of horns as rhinos
and they have been known to eat tyres and metal.
So yes, a goat will suffice.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:41, archived)
# you've reached "that" age, man
you'll be going to ikea every tuesday looking for bargains now
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:24, archived)
# ikea?
only 100 miles away... *starts walking*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:27, archived)
# you'd better start walking
think of those meatballs!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:28, archived)
# they sell food?
/never been to ikea blog
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:29, archived)
# yes, it's one of their things
they sell ethnic swedenland food, it's to give you the full scandinavian experience

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:30, archived)
# dammit
now i'm hungry
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:30, archived)
# oh
then I won't tell you I just had breakfast

Bacon, Scrambled Egg, Sausage, Beans, Tomatoes & Toats

Was quite nice
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Sounds good.
I've only just got up, so I've had some toast with plenty of butter, and orange and ginger jam
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:33, archived)
# toats with orange and ginger jam
sounds rather refined

are you posh?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Not really.
I've had my first proper job since September, I'm still exploring the delights of having real money.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:38, archived)
# ah
I explored the delights of having real money

now I haven't got any :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Well if you need some jam,
you know where to come.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:39, archived)
# hmmmm jam
:D

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:41, archived)
# scrambled egg, tomatoes, bacon,
on toast with a nice cuppa tea (i would have sausages but i bought the wrong ones and they taste rank! - even my dog doesn't like them!) not in the mood for beans without sausages though... ahh yes a fried onion - perfect!
mmm now that sounds like a plan!
I'll be back!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:35, archived)
# enjoy
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Good luck.
Poor quality sausages have almost put me off them entirely.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:39, archived)
# yes the "IRISH RECIPE" fucking nasty nasty cheap things
irish recipe my arse
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:42, archived)
# I was thinking of Tesco Value/ equivalents,
the ones where once the grease has come out you're bascally left with bread
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:43, archived)
# haha
yeah quite a lot are like that

good sausage costs £££

and I'm not sure there's really such a thing as "good" sausage
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:47, archived)
# There are some fantastic ones.
But yes, they are expensive. I just buy meat instead.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:49, archived)
# That sounds so very delicious.
I would go make a breakfast like that now if I had anything in the house apart from milk, sugar, curry powder and orange squash.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:37, archived)
# oh dear
sounds like you need an emergency shopping trip
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Sure does.
But without meat and tea in my belly I can't move under my own power.
Anybody fancy ordering a takeaway to my flat?
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:40, archived)
# You have the ingredients for some extremely disgusting pancakes.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:40, archived)
# or possibly, the best pancakes ever
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:42, archived)
# It's got to be worth a try
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:44, archived)
# You may well be right.
If I'm not back in 20 minutes, call an ambulance.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Haha , good luck.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:47, archived)
# I had
8 pancakes with lashings of Honey and lemon juice. Nearly beer time now.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:45, archived)
# I made some pancakes yesterday,
but I chose to smother them in butter.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:46, archived)
# I don't bother making them any more
They come in a packet to be nuked and are delicious.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:47, archived)
# I had most of an egg leftover,
so that was as good an excuse as any to make pancakes.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Don't be dim, discomeats.
I was thinking it too.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:27, archived)
# And now I am off to stare at laptops
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:28, archived)
#
topsdancers
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:28, archived)
# ha ha ha i was typing that!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:29, archived)
# I knew someone would be
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Phwoar!
Check out the scholex on that!
(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:26, archived)
# this amuses me
good work
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:38, archived)
# It has a giant nipnip!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 11:09, archived)
# Ears?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 11:13, archived)
# DON'T DO IT GHOSTY
let it lie for the love of flaps
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 11:54, archived)
# ah
www.deagostini.co.uk//iloveflaps/
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:24, archived)
# A TOAPworm!
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:06, archived)