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# My Grandad only has one leg
and much terrible sayings have occured. One time I was going to take off his fake one while he was asleep then shout 'FIRE!! FIRE!!' but I'm not that mean.
Also his electric buggy's speedomeeter goes

Tortoise--------------------------Hare

but with pictures
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:25, archived)
# is that true about the tortoise to hare thing ?
if so, that is class.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:36, archived)
# Seen that
on a petrol-driven lawnmower, deliberately misinterpreted it as indicating what you'd be able to chop with the blades.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:43, archived)
# It is 100% fact

btw did you decide on a name for your website yet? There were some class suggestions.
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:47, archived)
# not yet
still deciding on whether to pay for some web thingies.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:06, archived)