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# as requested
I could have been a Judge, but I never had the Latin for the judgin'. I never had it, so I'd had it, as far as being a judge was concerned... I would much prefer to be a judge than a coal miner because of the absence of falling coal.



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(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)
# I LOVE YOU
THIS GIVES ME THE FACKIN' HORN!
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:43, archived)
#
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Worst job I ever 'ad
....
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:46, archived)
# I am blind, but I am able to read thanks to a wonderful new system known as broil
I'm sorry, I'll just feel that again.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:47, archived)
# I was watching a documentary on the holocaust the other day.
A few days later I got off the bus and before I knew it i'd killed 90,000 jews.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:50, archived)
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(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)
# FUCK IT!
Fuck It Hard!

IN THE HAT!
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:43, archived)
# good lord!
i'm going to have to buy a whole new bag of excellence now, i hope you know
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:43, archived)
# I think I just made
a little man-wee.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:57, archived)
# how sweet
keep a sponge down your pants to avoid embarrassing seepage
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:02, archived)
# it's just a little bit of seepage
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)
# seepage
sweet, sweet seepage...
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:14, archived)
# HOw bizarre
I was just thinking of him!
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:43, archived)
# sweet
who is it?
i think i've heard those words before somewhere
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Who is it?!
To bed young man!!!
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:45, archived)
# yeah i should be in bed
but i swear i recognise him but i'm not sure who
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:46, archived)
#
We believe this to be the work of thieves, and I'll tell you why. The whole pattern is very reminiscent of past robberies where we have found thieves to be involved. The tell-tale loss of property - that's one of the signs we look for.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)
# PETER COOK
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:46, archived)
# And you tell that to young people today...
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:47, archived)
# i am a young person today.
i'm only 20.

BUT I LOVE PETER COOK.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Tommorow i'll be a postbox on the Arlington road
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)
# i feel ashamed
i forgot what he looked like
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:50, archived)
# In my day we had real veterinary!
We had Mr. Farnham!
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:51, archived)
# siegfried ftw!
crazy old fucker that he was!
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:55, archived)
# YEAH!
His brother was Dr. Who!
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:56, archived)
# yeah
he was cute pre-who as well
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)
# I might put him on
my to do list too.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:56, archived)
# so I said
"Dolly, get a fucking polaroid of that!"
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:51, archived)
# thanks
thought it was him
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:47, archived)
# And no supper!
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:47, archived)
# *cries*
*Bawls*
and so to bed
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)
# No,
You're a cock!

oh...
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)
# This is woo
fantastic stuff
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)