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# Ooh, that's gorgeous

Edit: Blegh, sorry, this is Jessie. I'm just killing time while I wait to find out if I've fixed the missus' laptop
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:03, archived)
# choose some good sausages for me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:04, archived)
# I had a feeling it might be.
Given the time and all. I still expect quality sausages.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:08, archived)
# We had some delicious ones yesterday
They were just Cumberland, but were very tasty versions of that commonly thrown around title, I wish I could remember where we got them from

/loves a nice sausage

Edit: Excellent! initial results are very promising, I may well have cracked it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:10, archived)
# roffles
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:12, archived)
# FUCKING YES!
Jessie has cracked the sausage, you read it here first!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:14, archived)
# Oh shush
Allow me my fickle victories.

I've never messed about with this shit before and it's taken me all of 10 minutes to work out, I think that sounds promising for future projects.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:19, archived)
# computers? Pah.
you want to try something challenging, like getting me into bed!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:20, archived)
# Hahah!
Give me something harder than that
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:23, archived)
# OK then.
try getting me OUT of bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:24, archived)
# Sir, I am a woman of many talents
one of them to know which battles are worth fighting

You may be practically a stranger in the grand scheme of things but I know enough about you to realise that if you wanted to stay in bed then you'd stay there.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:28, archived)
# Oh come now.
Bacon works.

Right then woman, quick, send me a headshot and I'll scribble you ( I know I failed the last one but I lost 2 days work on it in my last crash )
quick now. Please leave some clothes on, I want to sketch not wank.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:31, archived)
# Nah, you're alright Zoot ol' chap
If it's not some pretense of sexuality from limited resources it's just not cricket
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:33, archived)
# I still have the picture of your
arse. You want me you sketch that?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:36, archived)
# Not really
I'll send you a nice picture some time
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:38, archived)
# good.
I don't think the internet had enough ink left anyway ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:39, archived)
# You can do it in just about any colour that doesn't involve the orange spectrum?
It was only when it had to deal with that photo of you laid out on your sofa that the internet started running low
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:42, archived)
# haha
sorry, shitty camera phone.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:46, archived)
# Right, I'm off back to bed
Keep thinking on the jobs thing for me, my locality manager thought I'd pulled her into a meeting to resign this afternoon and sweet as the fear on her (and my manager's) face was I'm not going until I get something appropriate lined up.

And we all know that demanding jobs from internet acquaintances is the best way to go about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:51, archived)
# I might need the hair on my ass trimmed.
I'll keep you informed ;) Night night sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:54, archived)