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# I just remembered the bloke that shouted
'Miss! Miss! Can i come home with you and be your servant i will do everything for you and you can beat me. Miss!'
I said thanks, but i was late for work.

mrs Martian must have lovely hair. Poor thing. Sometimes these things can catch you quite offguard.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:44, archived)
# she does
is it overly smug to post this?

edit: or this?
(martian, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:46, archived)
# ooh - she does have nice hair
and looks like a lovely lady. Lucky you :)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:48, archived)
# Blimey.
Can I come in your wife's hair?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:50, archived)
# we're not married
but NO anyway.
(martian, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:51, archived)
# enough
already.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:51, archived)
# That last comment
you do realise that it could be taken another way, given the subject matter.
'Sorry dear, it went off unexpectedly'.
'That's okay dear, I was going to wash it anyway'.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:46, archived)