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# been meaning to do this for ages


(just not quite this crudely!)
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:08, archived)
# Like it
but have you been in a coma for ten years and are trying to be topical?
(redbrickterrace, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:10, archived)
# actually i fell thru a temporal cross rip a few hours ago
still adjusting..
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:11, archived)
# ooh
you've blinded me with science now. I'll have to take your word for it. Marti deserves all he gets. Anyone want to photoshop a Pellow Submarine a la Viz?
(redbrickterrace, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:13, archived)
# I saw a CD in Sainsbury's the other day.
It was called Marti Pellow sings the Hits of Wet Wet Wet.
I thought he'd already done that, the heroin-snorting bog-baby.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:14, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
laughter, that's what i did.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:12, archived)
# like that woman out of the Two Fat Ladies
...she saw a march in London, and asked what it was about. "It's the victory parade for the Falklands war", they said.

She was drinking so much, she hadn't even known it had started.
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:14, archived)