ha!every cigarette takes a minute off your life. but so does every minute
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spacefish bong!,
Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:30,
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When I was young and foolishI was told that every cigarette took four minutes off your life. I wanted to then always have cigarettes with me on my deathbed so I could die just before I lit my cigarette, thereby causing some kind of temporal infarction. What a twat.
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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:34,
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