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# haha
I have to admit, I wrote that about 20 minutes ago and I've been waiting for you to post. I'm much less riled now. I'm inclined to say, meh, it's only beer, but it's not, it's BEER
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:05, archived)
# I drink Dáb
from my home bar most of the time. I just don't like to say in case you numpties confuse me for a posh cunt ;)

I must away even if I'm pleased you have arrived. She's right on my fucking case ( has been for an hour or more, I may have actually out-ignored her.)
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:09, archived)
# haha fair enough
I must go to bed, although I don't have a thumb to currently be under. :) Good night.
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:12, archived)
# Home bar?
I'm not going to call you a posh cunt... that'd completely ruin my chances of coming to live with you.
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:12, archived)
# SHUT UP
THE GRAND PRICKS HAS STARTED... I MUST DRUG THE WIFE!

edit:// don't be impressed by a home bar, we used to have 17 pubs.
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:16, archived)
# *watches*
*wish it was BTCC 10 years ago or British Superbikes*
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:18, archived)
# I wish it was easy rider choppers and sawn-off shotguns
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:20, archived)
# Or Kickstart with Peter Purves
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:25, archived)
# I'm still waiting for the Carradine prophecy of Death Race 2000 to be realised
I hope it comes soon. Motorsports on tv are mindnumbing dull.
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:29, archived)
# You should watch the Men and Motors channel.
From what the knuckle-draggers at work tell me there's not a race that doesn't end with an hilarious femur-snapping injury or a cleansing fireball.

Strangely when I watch it, it's all blue-veined tit-witches writhing around on a piss-stained mattress. Ah well.
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:35, archived)
# hahaha
I have had similar experiences with that channel. IBIZA UNCOVERED: FAT SLAGS ON THE RAN-DAN, no thanks.
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:41, archived)
# I have
a 2000 GTR Skyline Nur and a Ducati 916 and my almost brand new Ducati Hypermotard S. My sister works for the Ducati Corse team. I don't give a fuck. I'm a petrolhead, just make it go faster....
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:27, archived)
# posh cunt
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:21, archived)
# ah bollocks
I erred there didn't I?
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:24, archived)
# haha yes, i'd let you away with the home bar bit, but 17 pubs is excessive
especially when you don't know anything about good beer ;)

(Dab is good, but not popular in east germany)
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:27, archived)
# That's because
I'm Danish and appreciate local beer and you are a prisoner in Mordor and they know fuck all about beer unless the Ukranians sell them some.
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:30, archived)
# just because Stella can be bought in your local, does not make it a local beer
and I'd rather live here than in an American archipelago where beer is valued by how good the adverts are.
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:38, archived)
# no you numpty
Dab is my local beer. If I lived at home.
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:43, archived)
# Dab as in Dortmunder Bier?
we appear to be semantically at odds with the term "local"
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:47, archived)
# Yeah
Dab. It's practically Danish ;)
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:51, archived)
# Aye. We've got Haddows, man.
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:46, archived)
# I'm going to cook all the bacon in the house.
Thanks, man. It's the best excuse I've ever had.

Is that racist?
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:39, archived)