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# well that'd be fucking hard...i'm like 6 foot
but they annoy me and my nipples hurt and they make clothes look crap. and they're the only thing most men like about me so they have to go..
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:31, archived)
# I thought you were a shortarse?
I shall have to re-arrange my head if you are Amazonesque.
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:33, archived)
# i wish i was short.
i'm a stupid big fat lanky thing with limbs all over the place.
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:35, archived)
# Lies!
I do not know what you look like but I'm sure you're acutally really lovely.
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:36, archived)
# naaah.
this is me on the right
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:37, archived)
# *fears!
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:40, archived)
# you fancy me
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:42, archived)
# Mmmm hairy legs..
phwoar!
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:45, archived)
# you spelt *wanks* wrong
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:42, archived)
# I know what I mean.
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:44, archived)
# You are not qualified
to make such judgements.
I declare you lovely, and I should know, I've shagged more women than you.
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:42, archived)
# i've shagged 6000675796879
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:43, archived)
# I've seen you
you're definitely worth a wank or two.
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:45, archived)
# SSSSSSSSSSHHOULD HAVE GONE TO SPEC SAVERS
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:51, archived)
# I never mentioned men.
Don't be confused. And if you can't be groomed and complimented then fuck off. Until tomorrow, when we can start again .

( send me picture, you know it makes sense for drawing purposes, I only want head ;))
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:46, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:49, archived)
# i've never slept with a man..ALL WOMEEEEEEEN.
and no pictures..can't be arsed to find one
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:50, archived)
# Ive seen yout picture.
I was hoping for a head shot that I might sketch for you.
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:52, archived)
# i don't think i have a headshot. all my photos are stupid angles.
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:56, archived)
# hey it's not
required. I thought you might like a sketch done. No big deal.
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:00, archived)
# Sleep with women??
Now I fancy you!
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:53, archived)