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# There was one of them on the pavement on my way to my mate's house last night.
I almost trod on it by accident, and I was wearing heavy DMs (rainy muddy mess Aylesbury is at the moment) so it'd have been awful.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 14:56, archived)
# indeed it would have been....
...would have taken ages to clean
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:00, archived)
# HMPH
Not for that reason at all.

There is a cat currently sheltering under my verandah from the rain. I desperately want a cat and this one hangs around outside ours a LOT. I won't steal her though, as she is somebody's baby and that would be sad. But I do want to give her some tuna. That'd be sewing the seeds of desertion in her head, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:02, archived)
# its a moral trap
....just give it a little hug
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Nooooo that'd be naughty.
*gazes out of french door* I do want to though. She's just slightly more chocolate than black all over, and looks soft like a bunny.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:05, archived)
# if she's still there in 2 minutes
she WANTS a hug and she NEEDS feeding!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:07, archived)
# No, I can't do it.
She's got a collar on, somebody obviously loves her very much.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:08, archived)
# ok
just leave the poor little kitty outside in the rain, without lots of hugs kisses and nice tuna

:-(
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Oh FUCK OFF.
You're bloody Satan, you are.

Anyway, she's under the verandah, she's not in the rain.


awwww she's having a wash.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:10, archived)
# ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:11, archived)
# aylesbury is usually awful, mud is irrelivant to that fact
i used to live there :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Aylesbury is fucking brill.
I love this town. It's like the Bermuda triangle or Round the Twist or something- very odd things happen here. You'll know this, obviously, but it's why I love it so.

If you know Aylesbury you might know my house. When did you live here?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:07, archived)
# 1997-2004 actually i lived in stone, but i tried to avoid being in stone as often as possible
being the classy chap i am i went to the grange :D
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:09, archived)
# HAHAHAHA I went to Aylesbury High.
I had a bit of rough in the Grange, yes I did. Thick as pigshit but lovely body on him. Then he turned into a chav and it was all crap from there.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:11, archived)
# hehehe, yeah sounds like your typical grange student :D
i watched a lot of girls from the high get the shit kicked out of them by grangers, aaaah to be at school again
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Aye, they never tried that sort of crap with me.
It was quite nice to have a war of words with a Grange school female though.

You lot always thought we were good girls, you never realised. We were JUST as bad as you, we just got away with it easier as we were posh bitches who could cry on demand. Or flirt so much with the teacher in question (if they were male) that they'd forget why they were telling us off.


God, I miss school.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:16, archived)
# i knew this, i had a couple of friends who got crabs from High girls
nice girls dont give you crabs FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Yeah, things went a bit downhill when I left.
Goodness knows what happened there.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:22, archived)
# needs more
full stop

.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Aylesbury has some nice arched archaic brick buildings
and the cinema is alright.

That's about all I can think of.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:15, archived)