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[challenge entry] Jackson Pollock used Excel

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(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 14:51, archived)
# My word, that took ages to load. I wonder why?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 14:52, archived)
# frogs?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 14:54, archived)
# There was one of them on the pavement on my way to my mate's house last night.
I almost trod on it by accident, and I was wearing heavy DMs (rainy muddy mess Aylesbury is at the moment) so it'd have been awful.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 14:56, archived)
# indeed it would have been....
...would have taken ages to clean
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:00, archived)
# HMPH
Not for that reason at all.

There is a cat currently sheltering under my verandah from the rain. I desperately want a cat and this one hangs around outside ours a LOT. I won't steal her though, as she is somebody's baby and that would be sad. But I do want to give her some tuna. That'd be sewing the seeds of desertion in her head, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:02, archived)
# its a moral trap
....just give it a little hug
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Nooooo that'd be naughty.
*gazes out of french door* I do want to though. She's just slightly more chocolate than black all over, and looks soft like a bunny.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:05, archived)
# if she's still there in 2 minutes
she WANTS a hug and she NEEDS feeding!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:07, archived)
# No, I can't do it.
She's got a collar on, somebody obviously loves her very much.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:08, archived)
# ok
just leave the poor little kitty outside in the rain, without lots of hugs kisses and nice tuna

:-(
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Oh FUCK OFF.
You're bloody Satan, you are.

Anyway, she's under the verandah, she's not in the rain.


awwww she's having a wash.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:10, archived)
# ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:11, archived)
# aylesbury is usually awful, mud is irrelivant to that fact
i used to live there :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Aylesbury is fucking brill.
I love this town. It's like the Bermuda triangle or Round the Twist or something- very odd things happen here. You'll know this, obviously, but it's why I love it so.

If you know Aylesbury you might know my house. When did you live here?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:07, archived)
# 1997-2004 actually i lived in stone, but i tried to avoid being in stone as often as possible
being the classy chap i am i went to the grange :D
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:09, archived)
# HAHAHAHA I went to Aylesbury High.
I had a bit of rough in the Grange, yes I did. Thick as pigshit but lovely body on him. Then he turned into a chav and it was all crap from there.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:11, archived)
# hehehe, yeah sounds like your typical grange student :D
i watched a lot of girls from the high get the shit kicked out of them by grangers, aaaah to be at school again
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Aye, they never tried that sort of crap with me.
It was quite nice to have a war of words with a Grange school female though.

You lot always thought we were good girls, you never realised. We were JUST as bad as you, we just got away with it easier as we were posh bitches who could cry on demand. Or flirt so much with the teacher in question (if they were male) that they'd forget why they were telling us off.


God, I miss school.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:16, archived)
# i knew this, i had a couple of friends who got crabs from High girls
nice girls dont give you crabs FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Yeah, things went a bit downhill when I left.
Goodness knows what happened there.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:22, archived)
# needs more
full stop

.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Aylesbury has some nice arched archaic brick buildings
and the cinema is alright.

That's about all I can think of.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:15, archived)
# It's only 40K. That's not particularly massive is it?
(or is this a joke I'm too stupid to understand?)
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 14:55, archived)
# No, I know, I checked once it'd loaded.
And was a bit confused. But it did take ages.

I think my computer's just being a bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 14:55, archived)
# *stealth snuggles*
Hello lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 14:57, archived)
# *biiiig Sunday afternoon hug*
hello monkey! How goes it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Not so dusty, ta :)
The rain is making me gloomy, tho.

So, I've cracked open a nice bottle of Rioja.

\o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:00, archived)
# I have no alcohol, save spiced rum.
I might make some hot grog later, for coffee. Chuck a bit of cinnamon in.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Well, I dunno...
That sounds pretty good to me!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Mmmm, I know.
I only thought of it just then as I was writing.

If I had some cherries I could make cherries jubilee with rum instead of brandy, but I haven't got any vanilla ice cream OR cherries and I'm NOT going out in the rain.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:06, archived)
# No, I know...
My Sunday trip to Waitrose has been delayed 'cos I can't be arsed to go out and get soaked.

:(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Tesco is only about 200m away from my house.
But still, ugh.

I love the rain, but only when I feel like getting all wet in white dresses for sexy reasons. Oooh, of if you're playing rugby. Rugby in the rain is the BEST.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:14, archived)
# *cold showers*
Please stop.....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Hahaha calm yourself.
Think of Saved By The Bell.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Alexander Graham
or Martin?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:18, archived)
# er.... Mister Belding?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:19, archived)
# I miss it.
And Heartbreak High.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:19, archived)
# A woman of class....
truly.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Hahaha I do try.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:23, archived)
# I LOVED THAT
i remember my good old days of sixth form when trouble showed heartbreak high and early hollyoaks repeats (from the era when hollyoaks was good)

them be the days
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:25, archived)
# KURT AND RUTH \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:30, archived)
# JAMBO
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Oh I have always and will always love Jambo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:32, archived)
# there's one of his cars
on my way to uni


but its not got the ears.

i had a soft spot for finn too, think when he left it was the beginning of the end
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Oh my
what memories.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:40, archived)
# you feel a bit sorry for the bensons
all their children dieing in bad accidents
or going to where the heart is.

what was the name of the psycho who tried to drown lucy and co in the big tank?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:45, archived)
# grog!
i never get the mix right :(

a how much rum, lemon juice and other stuffs do i add?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Half a lemon, chopped into slices
or about a shot glass worth, a pint of boiling water, 6 shot glasses of rum (ish) a cinnamon stick and about a teaspoon of whole cloves, crushed a bit between two big spoons.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:10, archived)
# I see golfers . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Foooooouuuuuuuuuuur....
'noon all.
(Bryn not Brian, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Tee time . . . nice shot !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:05, archived)
# *plop*
...crap, that just landed in /talk. It can stay there :/
(Bryn not Brian, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Out of bounds !
Two stroke penalty . . . one of which must be made public . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:13, archived)
# i thought it looked more like a madness gig
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)
# looks like multi-coloured
bukkake
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:03, archived)
# From a certain angle . . .
and deep perspective . . . you might just have something there !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:04, archived)
# or Kandinsky, even.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:17, archived)
# hehheh
no, but Mondrian did



woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Yes
Ceefax was founded on it! They just changed the background to black.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:13, archived)