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# what
are these schedular and m3ss3ng3r thingys? i dont understand or am i just stooopid. i may cancel my trip north (including lady chance) to come along. im not a scary mutant. honest.
(hazey, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:27, archived)
# sorry
only the chosen ones may use m3ss3nger...
(icedragon, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:31, archived)
# *sniff*
ok then. do you have to take an initiation test or summat?
(hazey, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:36, archived)
# nope sorry
some people are just born the chosen ones and some people just are'nt... guess youre not one of the lucky ones...
(icedragon, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:39, archived)
# oh
ok then, i'll just have to settle for being your squire or summat. do you want to take a lance or a sword. i'll go and polish your armour as well.... :)
(hazey, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:43, archived)
# i'll take the sword, thank you
and yes i suppose you can polish my armour for me
(icedragon, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:50, archived)
# i'll do
it up real good with brasso or summat, cooool. I aint sharpened your sword tho so you'll probably die but not before cursing me for not sharpening it. then i'll steal your status and will have access to this mystical m3ss3nger, and then, the WORLD. oh, erm, where was i, ahh yes, making a herse....ho hum
(hazey, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:57, archived)
# no no no
women love RUSTY swords, didn't you know?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:12, archived)
# shite
i didnt, i wondered where i was going wrong. i'll leave that brasso alone then.... :)
(hazey, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:18, archived)
# I have a sword that wants polishing...
nyuk, nyuk!

Shall I go now?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:58, archived)
# hey hey hey
im only polishing armour, not swords as well. and i dont thin you are one of the 'special' people who warrents it anyway .... :)
(hazey, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:04, archived)
# only armour eh?
i have a helmet that needs polishing (had to be said, sorry)
...and besides, i cant be the only one to think of that... can i?
(icedragon, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:14, archived)
# bugger
forgot the helmet connotation as well. im in a world of double entendres......
you must be on eof the special ones cos you can make your text go small as well...... bow to the chosen one ....
(hazey, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:16, archived)
# your curtiousness is duly noted
you may have access to the land of the chosen ones
(icedragon, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:19, archived)
# hosanna
thank you oh chosen one :)
(hazey, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:25, archived)