That happened to me today!
Except it didn't. I'm lying you see.
Edit: Also, looks like that beard is going to have some competition:

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:38,
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best thing ever.
no competition.
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hexachordal la la la la la,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:49,
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this is very good.
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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:59,
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Smoker missing?
Peel in the Thames?
*sorry, I'll go back to lurkio status*
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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:37,
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