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It's a trade.

*licks green ones*

*hands over*

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Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:41, archived)

I don't mind, you look healthy to me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:42, archived)

Haha! Yeah, I'm all young and pert.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:43, archived)

*fondles*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:43, archived)

*hisses*

This one is mine.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:44, archived)

aye alright

fuck sake keep your hair on
i didn't want this one anyway
not for me, oh no
*mumble mumble grumble*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:50, archived)

Relax, Charlotte Church is in the cupboard.

I got her for you yesterday. She's dead angry, so you'll have a fight on your hands.

See, I do think of everything. Your Empress provides, does she not?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:52, archived)

*GRIN*

i should have known better really.

*straps tea tray to chest*

oh charlotte!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:57, archived)

And my Home Secretary is happy again.

Marvellous. *sips childrens tears through curly straw*.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:00, archived)

*entices charlottes rage with dangling scrotum*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:05, archived)

Nubile young lovely.

*pats knee*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:44, archived)

*perches*

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Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:45, archived)

*sniffs*

Mmmmmm, smells of youth. Creamy, creamy youth.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:46, archived)

Oops sorry... I brushed your boobs with my arm and... well... y'know :(

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Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:47, archived)

QUICK, TO THE JUICING CHAMBER

_{I really have no idea any more. I think I think there's some sort of vampire thing and I'm a bit like Dracula, but the jucing chamber should be steampunk, I think. Anyway, onwards...}

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:48, archived)

TO THE JUICE DEPOSITORY, SPACEMAN.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:49, archived)

*flaps wing type things*

Spaceman? IN MY CASTLE?

Panoth-Graal, seek him out this instance. The plan has changed, inform the others. The Ritual COMMENCES NOW.

_{Already we've beaten that flick about the vampires and the werewolves in terms of plot}

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:51, archived)

YOU'RE A STTRRRRAAAAANGE YOUNG LADY.

*covets*

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Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:53, archived)

Don't stop, I'm nearly there.

AHEM I mean back in character, quick. For the clean reasons.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:54, archived)

THERE APPEARS TO BE A ZOMBIE DAFFODIL IN THE JUICE VATS.

*fires epic laser beam from his eye*

WHO YAH GONNA CALL, BATMAN?

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Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:56, archived)

We are subtly being directed by Ed Wood from beyond the grave.

YOU SPEAK WORDS OF BRAVADO, HAIRBOY, BUT YOUR KNEES GIVE YOU AWAY.

Soon, the moon will be destroyed and I will be the RULER OF THE EARTH.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:58, archived)

MOON: 2076,

THE TRAGIC STORY OF THE LADYBIRD. WILL THE WORLD EVER BE SAVED? ONLY THE PAUL DANIELS EMULATOR CAN TELL.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:01, archived)

And I'm finished.

It was Paul Daniels that did it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:01, archived)