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# what's long brown and sticky?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)
# A shit that's been left out in the sun.
No, don't eat it! Put it down!

But seriously, have you got any jokes?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Yes!
A pepper and a mushroom are walking down the street. The pepper says 'So, are you going to Broccoli's party?' And the mushroom says, 'Broccoli's having a party!? He didn't invite me! I mean, I'm a fun guy to be around...'.

OR

Two muffins are in the oven. One muffin says, 'It's getting kinda hot in here.' The other one goes, 'OMG! YOU CAN TALK!!?'
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Why did the golfer always carry a spare pair of pants?
He was incontinent.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Cor!
That's one of my faves :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)