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[challenge entry] Shatner had his moments
Image Hosted by ImageShack.usBy niall_m at 2008-03-19

From the Star Trek challenge. See all 522 entries (closed)

(Mr Mags, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)
#
even more scary though.

EDIT:
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)
# god that's arousing
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)
# and the link?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)
# oh yeah man
*cleek*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)
# There
I've given you 'the hedgehog can never be buggered at all' back, if you still want it. I can't see the point in keeping it :)
(hexy 1.0, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# cheers :-)
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)
# Is it okay for scary things to make my thing go hard
because my thing has gone hard
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# That's fine
But we have told you before about keeping 60's B movie characters in you room.

*peeks*

Weeeeeeeeell it's personality innit!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)
# hahaha
I can only bookmark this response and hope to understand it when I'm older.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)
# And when that day comes
We'll cut you in half and count the rings.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)
# hehe you said ring!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)
# SO DID YOU!
*glee*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)
# haha
yes I did!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:38, archived)
# awwwww
 
I JUST CAN'T QUIT YOU, CAPTAIN
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)
# heh.
 
despite containing genitalia, I don't think that could be classed as pornographic.
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8199282
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)
# How could you not love that joke?
Your heart is made of stone, sir.

of stone.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)
# that's very much a Dad joke, that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)
# what's long brown and sticky?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)
# A shit that's been left out in the sun.
No, don't eat it! Put it down!

But seriously, have you got any jokes?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Yes!
A pepper and a mushroom are walking down the street. The pepper says 'So, are you going to Broccoli's party?' And the mushroom says, 'Broccoli's having a party!? He didn't invite me! I mean, I'm a fun guy to be around...'.

OR

Two muffins are in the oven. One muffin says, 'It's getting kinda hot in here.' The other one goes, 'OMG! YOU CAN TALK!!?'
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Why did the golfer always carry a spare pair of pants?
He was incontinent.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Cor!
That's one of my faves :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)
[challenge entry] May i hijck this thread
to slip this one into the challenge...

(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)
[challenge entry] and go on...
have a dancing Kirk too:

(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)
# I was thinking of one of your pics today...
one of my faves actually, when rob posted his star trek one, with the ukulele. I reckon you know which one I mean... go on... go on...
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# This is beautiful ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)
# HIJCK!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)
# ys
wht f t?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# r w gttng
rd f vwls?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)
[challenge entry] May I?


Comments about this being a load of shite and me making an arse of myself will be sneered at. Comments about the lameness of posting ancient jokes will be accepted with the humility they deserve.
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:38, archived)
# this seems a quiet fp
but its still genius, even though its a pea :)
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Twice with the same picture.
Skillful.

It is a classic.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Ta da!
The aristocrats!
(steveeeee, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Mmm, subtle.
Have a sloppily done pearoast.

(and it would've been so easy to take 2 minutes to blend the seemz. Lazy bastad, me)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)
# oh fuck fuck...
haha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)
# oh my
*swoons*
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)