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# Pffffffft......haaahaahahhahaaaa
*chokes on apple and dies*
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:43, archived)
# *heimlichs*
*resuscitates*
*submits invoice*
profit!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:52, archived)
# How much??!?!?!?!?!?! >_<
*has heart attack and dies again*
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:58, archived)
# bah.
*kicks corpse into gutter*
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:59, archived)
# *sells corpse on black market*
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:08, archived)
# You won't get much for it
I've already sold my kidneys...
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:13, archived)
# *strips corpse*
get it while it's warm!
50p a go!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:52, archived)
# 50p??
Rip off. I'll give you tuppence.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Still more profit than my tactic
:(
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:57, archived)
# You've learnt a valuable lesson today.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Yes indeed
Go through their pockets and fleece them before administring any kind of first aid. Way too late if they're already better.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:00, archived)
# hokay!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:58, archived)
# *skull fucks*
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:59, archived)
# times up!
come on, save some brain matter for the others.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Can I take some as a souvenir of my visit?
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:02, archived)
# that'll be another tuppence...
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:04, archived)
# *grabs a frontal lobe and runs*
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Careful...
that's my hypothalamus!

oh sod it, I don't need it anymore
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:01, archived)