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[challenge entry] Captain's Log...

From the Star Trek challenge. See all 522 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:41, archived)
# I'll have eleventeen pairs.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:42, archived)
# hahaha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Pffffffft......haaahaahahhahaaaa
*chokes on apple and dies*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:43, archived)
# *heimlichs*
*resuscitates*
*submits invoice*
profit!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:52, archived)
# How much??!?!?!?!?!?! >_<
*has heart attack and dies again*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:58, archived)
# bah.
*kicks corpse into gutter*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:59, archived)
# *sells corpse on black market*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:08, archived)
# You won't get much for it
I've already sold my kidneys...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:13, archived)
# *strips corpse*
get it while it's warm!
50p a go!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:52, archived)
# 50p??
Rip off. I'll give you tuppence.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Still more profit than my tactic
:(
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:57, archived)
# You've learnt a valuable lesson today.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Yes indeed
Go through their pockets and fleece them before administring any kind of first aid. Way too late if they're already better.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:00, archived)
# hokay!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:58, archived)
# *skull fucks*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:59, archived)
# times up!
come on, save some brain matter for the others.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Can I take some as a souvenir of my visit?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:02, archived)
# that'll be another tuppence...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:04, archived)
# *grabs a frontal lobe and runs*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Careful...
that's my hypothalamus!

oh sod it, I don't need it anymore
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:01, archived)
[challenge entry] lolclicks!
*comporoasts*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:43, archived)
# hahahaha
SPANG!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:44, archived)
# thank you sir!
may i have another, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:50, archived)
# If you insist...
*fetches extra-large pan*

SPANG!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Oh bloody yes.
Yes yes yes. Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Lovely.
Brings back memories of 1st year humanities lessons, back when I was 11.
:D

Not the Borg bit...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:45, archived)
# oh my lorrd
The pun it burns....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:45, archived)
# hahahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:55, archived)
[challenge entry] seamsless
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:58, archived)
# The Feudal system
Remember, it's your count that votes
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:00, archived)
# "Count rolls in the pantry!"
"Does he?"
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:03, archived)
# "is he?"
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Possibly, I did have a few variations
"Count properly!"
"Unusual name for nobility"

Or when my niece was playing hide and seek with me:
"Count in the living room"
"Is there?"

My jokes are wasted on a four year old, but I still find them amusing.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:08, archived)
# I thought it would be a joke
"Why does she smell?"

"Shatner pants."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:43, archived)
# "why is lt uhura brown?"
"because william shatner"
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:13, archived)
# hahaha
clicks
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:48, archived)
# I presume you'll thanks Chris Moyles for the inspiration.


And in other news, Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:50, archived)
# no,
he just sprays it out his mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:56, archived)
# I find it ironic people hate the man
and yet find his jokes funny.

I think it's the mentality that people think it's cool to hate popular stuff. Thats fine, I've always hated Coldplay. The bed wetting simpletons.

/Edit. hold on thats not irony. Having 10 thousand spoons when all you need is a knife is. oh well. Anyone wanna swap a knife for a spoon?
(I helped save b3ta! Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:03, archived)
# is it a nice spoon?
and i very rarely find him funny, usually he just gets on my nerves.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Well there's 10 thousand of the buggers, one of them must take your fancy
I agree that some of his stuff does get irritating, but a lot of the stuff he does is quite funny. And some of the jokes they do - such as the Shatner pants - are real classic stuff. I prefered his older shows mind, afternoon after Mark and Lard. *sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:10, archived)
[challenge entry]
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:58, archived)
# ARSECHUPACHUPS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:04, archived)
[challenge entry] arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!
Splendid!
(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:13, archived)