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[challenge entry] Q&D I'm afraid
and I don't believe that this is the 'Ultimate' Computer. It doesn't even have CP/M...



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(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)
# backslashes as path separators are an abomination
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:14, archived)
# they are an evil suck of putrid hate
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)
# and they lead to, even today,
people saying "forward slash" when reading out web addresses
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)
# it's a slash damn it! a plain old slash
and back slash is a modulus operator, at best, none of this path separating, damn it!

we're doomed, clearly
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Fucking windows 98, get Bill Gates up here!
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)
# I REALLY hope
you're not pointing to your arse when you say that...
;)

EDIT: although he HAS been fucking us all for the past 18 years... :(
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXU035KoSGU
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)
# Hehehehe!
That always makes me titter! Have another: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wog5HtuDaNg
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# pfft!
Chef: "Have you ever heard of the emancipation proclamation?"

General: "...I don't listen to hip hop"
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)
# At work we had a Microsoft rep come down for a demo,
and he kept giving URLs using the term 'Whack' instead of 'Slash'. What the Fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)
# dat's 'cuz MicroSoft is whack
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)
# slash sounds more violent than whack
and microsoft is a big company

maybe someone got offended by the use of slash and sued

or maybe, they are trying to take over control of ALL WORDS!! OBEY!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# the best way to deal with that
would be to repeatedly bring him up on it. every time he said it
allow them no quarter
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)
# I think we all just looked at eachother and shrugged.
Then laughed about him behind his back when he left.

That is the British way.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:40, archived)
# haha
:D

and get told off by management for abusing the chap who knows better no doubt :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:40, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Gordon Brown raped me.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)
# Was he good??
Did he split ya? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)
# He is half blind, mine cock is half split.
Much like Desmond Tutu.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Youch!
At least it's not FULLY split: www.bmezine.com/title/2007/splitcock.jpg
X(
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)
# hahah
may as well just tie that up all pretty like a bow :)

oh, and quite NSFW :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)
# i no click that, me flufeh
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)
# do it!
do it!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)
# it's no worse than going to tesco
and finding only one chicken remaining
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:44, archived)
# and you think this makes you unique?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Well, not now.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)
# yay
have a seasonal repost :)
(chippy time travel agents, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)
# "Get ready for a (chocolately) surpriiiiise!"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)
# goatse tiem?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)
# when isn't?
it's almost quaint these days, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:40, archived)
# it's never not time for goatse tiem!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:41, archived)