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# or he just has been
*whistles innocently*
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:52, archived)
# *pisses innocently*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:54, archived)
# you never orally rape me, whats so special about him?
bloody men.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:55, archived)
# But just look at his come to bed eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:56, archived)
# shatner's or cs's?
as we all know, cs has lovely eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:57, archived)
# I mean Shatner.
He's asking for it.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:58, archived)
# They taste of prawn cocktail.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:58, archived)
# do they?
then it's a bit off, prawn cocktail should be pink not blue
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:00, archived)
# Mmmm raw.
*licks eye flirtaciously*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:00, archived)
# i'm blind i'm blind!!!
yet incredibly turned on
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:02, archived)
# Yeah you are.
Take a deep breath...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:03, archived)
# *skull fucks mercilessly*
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:03, archived)
# *watches awkwardly from a few metres away*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:05, archived)
# OTHER SOCKET
You and I almost got to fourth base then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:05, archived)
# Strapon?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:06, archived)
# I wouldn't have thought you needed one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:07, archived)
# Pfffffft
I can't do two eye holes at once, what kind of multiphali'd freak do you think i am!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:08, archived)
# I'm happy licking this eye.
later I might rub it with my toe.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:11, archived)
# wait, since when was fourth base
teaming up to pull someone's eyes out and then gratifying yourself in the ensuing horrific mess?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:14, archived)
# *sigh*
I'm licking eye, you go for wrong socket, tongue plus penis equals fourth base.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:18, archived)
# my mistake
*resumes wanton facial penetration
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:23, archived)
# i always thought that was third
although i'm not a fan of stupid yankee games, so i call tongue + penis a four
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:23, archived)
# he gave me beer
and patrick stewart's private number.

and who says i've not orally raped you?? have you not noticed you've been dreaming less and getting more headaches recnetly?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:59, archived)
# why are you not out on the pull tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:09, archived)
# communication problems
and tidying my room (which took a surprisingly short time)

may be off out after me fish supper if my mate gets back to me
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:21, archived)