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(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:44, archived)
# *squee*
WYH
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:44, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
he's just asking to be orally raped.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:44, archived)
# i think it may have just been done and he has resultant jaw-lock
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:45, archived)
# or he just has been
*whistles innocently*
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:52, archived)
# *pisses innocently*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:54, archived)
# you never orally rape me, whats so special about him?
bloody men.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:55, archived)
# But just look at his come to bed eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:56, archived)
# shatner's or cs's?
as we all know, cs has lovely eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:57, archived)
# I mean Shatner.
He's asking for it.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:58, archived)
# They taste of prawn cocktail.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:58, archived)
# do they?
then it's a bit off, prawn cocktail should be pink not blue
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:00, archived)
# Mmmm raw.
*licks eye flirtaciously*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:00, archived)
# i'm blind i'm blind!!!
yet incredibly turned on
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:02, archived)
# Yeah you are.
Take a deep breath...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:03, archived)
# *skull fucks mercilessly*
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:03, archived)
# *watches awkwardly from a few metres away*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:05, archived)
# OTHER SOCKET
You and I almost got to fourth base then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:05, archived)
# Strapon?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:06, archived)
# I wouldn't have thought you needed one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:07, archived)
# Pfffffft
I can't do two eye holes at once, what kind of multiphali'd freak do you think i am!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:08, archived)
# I'm happy licking this eye.
later I might rub it with my toe.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:11, archived)
# wait, since when was fourth base
teaming up to pull someone's eyes out and then gratifying yourself in the ensuing horrific mess?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:14, archived)
# *sigh*
I'm licking eye, you go for wrong socket, tongue plus penis equals fourth base.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:18, archived)
# my mistake
*resumes wanton facial penetration
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:23, archived)
# i always thought that was third
although i'm not a fan of stupid yankee games, so i call tongue + penis a four
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:23, archived)
# he gave me beer
and patrick stewart's private number.

and who says i've not orally raped you?? have you not noticed you've been dreaming less and getting more headaches recnetly?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:59, archived)
# why are you not out on the pull tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:09, archived)
# communication problems
and tidying my room (which took a surprisingly short time)

may be off out after me fish supper if my mate gets back to me
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:21, archived)
# pfffffffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:45, archived)
# hahahahaha!
hahaahahaha!
:D :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:45, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:47, archived)
# Jinkies!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:48, archived)
# yay
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:49, archived)
# IMMA CHARGIN MAH PHASER!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:50, archived)
# Jinkies!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:50, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:51, archived)
# *removes eyes*
No wonder he was called "Bones".
Same reason my cat is called "Mrs. Catfood" and Mrs. Bingowings is called "Mrs. notMrbingowingscockunderanycircumstances".
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:52, archived)
# *plays marbles with eyes
*loses
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:53, archived)
# hahahahaha
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:54, archived)
# :D excellent lady.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:56, archived)
# Doesn't like hairy lips, doesn't like sucking cock?
What does she like?

Don't tell him, Pike!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:07, archived)
# hahahaha!!!
this made me do a big rofl!
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:53, archived)
# he's all mouth!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:46, archived)
# OH FUCKING YES YES YES :D
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:47, archived)
# Hahaha
What on earth!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:47, archived)
# overwhelming urge, sorry
*puts fist in*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:48, archived)
# *boing*
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Knahhhh! /Jimmy Nail

I need to threadjack you, I'm afraid, for more compo related larks and japes.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:49, archived)
# haaaaaaaaaaaaa!
loikes.

apologies for slight TJ but there is fuck all n telly and I am away from home alone and bored. Is 'mona lisa smile' any good?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:56, archived)
# probably if you are between 12 and 20 and female
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:57, archived)
# right then.
I might have more than the required amount of testes for that. However all is saved. I found rough science on discovery. I can beat myself senseless to a tanned and lithe Kate Humble.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:58, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmh
kate humble
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:02, archived)
# There is no nudity or sexual activity actually shown
so I'm saying no based on that
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:58, archived)
# Zombies?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:00, archived)
# you've probably cofused it with Planet Terror
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:05, archived)
# negative
stick with Discovery channel
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:07, archived)