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# He's in his 50s at least.
I plan on not dying for some time.

Just for that lack of confidence YOU can sing it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:19, archived)
# nah, I probably won't be poor
but if you book me in advance and pay my fees, I'll be happy to do it, and I'll even try not to wank over your open coffin.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:20, archived)
# You'll do it for free
and you'll cry.

Otherwise I'll haunt you in bad ways. BAD ways.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:22, archived)
# nah.
I don't do favours for dead folks. You can pay me, it's not like you'll need the money when you're dead. If I promise to make a plaster cast of your corpse, make a latex doll from it and abuse it nightly, will you pay me?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:26, archived)
# they already sell them
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:27, archived)
# They should do Captain realdolls.
I'd buy one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:28, archived)
# they do
i've got one
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Can I borrow it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:31, archived)
# you might have to steep it in some Milton for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:34, archived)
# To be fair, he'll get it back in worse condition.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:37, archived)
# to be fair, i doubt it
and if you're just going to mess it up then no, you can't borrow it
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:38, archived)
# But I want to take confusing photos with it.
Send them in to Escort.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:41, archived)
# promise to clean it
and not burst it?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Promise.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:43, archived)
#
it's in the post
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:53, archived)
#
milton weapons grade domestos
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:37, archived)
# milton
you had a baby in the 80's aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:43, archived)
# oh, your speaking to me now? :)
*huggles*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:29, archived)
# i wasn't ever not
silly boy
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:30, archived)
# I won't be around to enjoy it.
Abuse me nightly from now on and I may consider it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:27, archived)
# that is a fine deal.
I really should be some sort of negotiator.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Hang on.
Have I just been had?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:32, archived)
# nah, it's a win-win situation
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:33, archived)
# As long as you're sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:37, archived)