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# Incorrect
smearing marmite or any other brown subtance around the genitals or anus has the unfortunate effect of making it look like your partner has shit themselves.

So I've heard......

EDIT: I got the wrong end of the stick here but that piece of information still stands so, meh...
(Goatse not a comedy account, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:28, archived)
# do it in the dark then
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:29, archived)
# I have too
I'm fucking ugly
(Goatse not a comedy account, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:30, archived)
# welcome to B3ta
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:30, archived)
# group hug
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:31, archived)
# AHEM.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Ha!
I was just joshing, I'm average but I make up for it by being really good in bed. I have a piece of paper from a French woman that says so.
(Goatse not a comedy account, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:33, archived)
# babelfish is shit
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:36, archived)
# especially with capers
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:38, archived)
# a French Letter?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:45, archived)
# present company excluded, of course
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:34, archived)
# That's better.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:38, archived)
# *still riding into the sunset, Bernie Clifton-style*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:44, archived)
# :D
You keep going, you might get there by the time sunset kicks in.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Unfortunate?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:29, archived)
# I was talking about all over,
They lie there like a giant Twiglet. What's not to like about that?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Yeah I got that on the second reading
and I agree, that would be good!
(Goatse not a comedy account, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:30, archived)
# I used to use white chocolate
but had to stop when she kept saying 'The Milky bars are on me'!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:31, archived)
# pfft
(Goatse not a comedy account, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:32, archived)
# sexy sexy sexy
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:35, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:30, archived)
# "genitals or anus"
But which is better? There's only one way to find out....
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:44, archived)