(ValinI changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:34,
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well then!
reminds me of that line from ferris bueller...
(AgentMuuhentai coordination,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:35,
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"Put that donkey back, I haven't finished smearing poo on your shoes yet!"
(FlowerpotNo longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:37,
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See?
Diamonds are just random monochromatic pixels and not worth the money that some idiots pay for them. Well done on the science!
(FlowerpotNo longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:36,
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but...but all the commercials say my wife won't love me if i don't buy her lots of diamonds!
let alone get married in the first place!
(AgentMuuhentai coordination,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:37,
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They also say that foul-smelling deoderant will make all wimmins fall at your feet
So: 1. dispense with the diamonds. 2. Spray Lynx on your armpits. 3. Profit!
(FlowerpotNo longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:39,
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because if you polish a turd
and say "THIS IS A SUPER POLISHED TURD AND ALL THE COOL PEOPLE HAVE ONE"
you'd better have one, after all, you have to be one of the cool people
/diamonds are worthless crap that people die over blog
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:39,
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I would love to have got married for the sole reason that
I would love to say "don't get me a diamond ring I don't like 'em" and to blow raspberries in the faces of people who ask to see my engagement ring and I show them my middle finger ;)
(FlowerpotNo longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:42,
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Bravo . . . I really like your style !
(ValinI changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:44,
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ah well, it's only poor borderline (hah) slave labour that digs them out of the ground for barely pennies
anyway, synthetic diamonds, now those are nice, shame the folk working on them have to have such stupid security, but then it's not ordinary robbers they are afraid of in the main :)
Got to love a good old cartel that isn't a cartel innit :)
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:47,
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I don't give a fuck how many five year olds
have to die for it. A couple of diamonds is small price to pay for a lifetime of married bliss.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:53,
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aww
that's what makes you fluffy
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:54,
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*raises eyes to the heavens*
He's off.
(FlowerpotNo longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:59,
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Although as an aside,
they make ridiculously expensive and efficient knuckledusters.
(JeruWar and Piss,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:47,
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on the plus side
if you find a diamond, rich people will give you money for it, and then you have cash and they have a fucking rock. win
1. find diamond 2. sell to rich people 3. profit
(AgentMuuhentai coordination,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:44,
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ooh
*starts digging*
(FlowerpotNo longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:46,
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You are a most ingenious agent !
(ValinI changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:47,
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I'll have a look in my garden for diamonds later
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:47,
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let me know
i'll take them off your hands, since they are just rocks afterall
(AgentMuuhentai coordination,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:01,
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heh
I'm stupid, I'm not stupid
:)
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:04,
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but you are stupid, yes?
i mean...
:-P
(AgentMuuhentai coordination,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:06,
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well
everyone said I was stupid, but I proved them
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:12,
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Exploding Spider-Diamond time?
((|D[ekionplexisB3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:37,
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And ever so delicious as well !
(ValinI changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:40,
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