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# but...but all the commercials say my wife won't love me if i don't buy her lots of diamonds!
let alone get married in the first place!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:37, archived)
# They also say that foul-smelling deoderant will make all wimmins fall at your feet
So:
1. dispense with the diamonds.
2. Spray Lynx on your armpits.
3. Profit!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:39, archived)
# because if you polish a turd
and say "THIS IS A SUPER POLISHED TURD AND ALL THE COOL PEOPLE HAVE ONE"

you'd better have one, after all, you have to be one of the cool people

/diamonds are worthless crap that people die over blog
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:39, archived)
# I would love to have got married for the sole reason that
I would love to say "don't get me a diamond ring I don't like 'em" and to blow raspberries in the faces of people who ask to see my engagement ring and I show them my middle finger ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:42, archived)
# Bravo . . . I really like your style !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:44, archived)
# ah well, it's only poor borderline (hah) slave labour that digs them out of the ground for barely pennies
anyway, synthetic diamonds, now those are nice, shame the folk working on them have to have such stupid security, but then it's not ordinary robbers they are afraid of in the main :)

Got to love a good old cartel that isn't a cartel innit :)

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:47, archived)
# I don't give a fuck how many five year olds
have to die for it. A couple of diamonds is small price to pay for a lifetime of married bliss.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:53, archived)
# aww
that's what makes you fluffy
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:54, archived)
# *raises eyes to the heavens*
He's off.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:59, archived)
# Although as an aside,
they make ridiculously expensive and efficient knuckledusters.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:47, archived)
# on the plus side
if you find a diamond, rich people will give you money for it, and then you have cash and they have a fucking rock. win


1. find diamond
2. sell to rich people
3. profit
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:44, archived)
# ooh
*starts digging*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:46, archived)
# You are a most ingenious agent !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:47, archived)
# I'll have a look in my garden for diamonds later
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:47, archived)
# let me know
i'll take them off your hands, since they are just rocks afterall
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:01, archived)
# heh
I'm stupid, I'm not stupid

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:04, archived)
# but you are stupid, yes?
i mean...



:-P
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:06, archived)
# well
everyone said I was stupid, but I proved them
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:12, archived)